Mike Bryant (he/him)
@onehatmadder.bsky.social
Actor, singer, wannabe ghost hunter
Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?
Mary And Max Max
ALT: Mary And Max Max
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉@scumbelievable.bsky.social · 2w agoWithout saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?
I worked really hard on stuff for Pride month at work, and the P&C team pretty much gutted it. Pride month was pretty much turned into Pride Hour. But, there has been non-stop fucking FIFA celebrations here for weeks and I'm getting more and more pissed off about these backwards priorities.
My Grandad is convinced a seagull called Sally has been stalking him since the 70s because he destroyed her nest. Although it sounds mad I secretly believe him, especially after I took him for lunch & a seagull swooped at his head & he shouted back "when will this end Sally?"
I have made a grevious mistake by deciding to spend my work commute listening to Come From Away. I didn't mean to start my day by crying on the train, and yet here we are.
I'm playing the new Lego Batman game. It's fun & I love it, but... I'm so sick of Alfred being cockney. This is such a minor complaint, but I love cynical, sarcastic, upper crust Alfred like Michael Gough or Efrem Zimbalist Jr., not this tough-as-nails Alfred. Michael Caine has a lot to answer for.
Batman Returns: Alfred's Sarcastic RSVP
ALT: Batman Returns: Alfred's Sarcastic RSVP
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What are the six genders? Wrong answers only.
madeline odent@oldenoughtosay.com · 3mo agowhat are the Six Genders? wrong answers only
I'm halfway through When The Wolf Comes Home by @natcassidy.bsky.social and it's only been two days. I liked Mary by the same author, and I LOVED Nestlings, but I'm fullblown obsessed with this novel. I can't stop thinking about it. He's definitely an author that's on my auto-buy list.
So, my #secretsantaaonz last year got me this incredible diamond art bear that they painted to look like Ursula from The Little Mermaid. I'm FINALLY getting around to starting it. I'm not the most crafty person, so this is a bit outside my comfort zone, but in a really good way. A fun challenge.
Jesus Christ Superstar somehow manages to include some of the best things that Andrew Lloyd Webber has ever written without the use of plagiarism (Heaven on Their Minds, Gethsemane), but also some of the most obnoxious stuff he's ever written. (What's the Buzz, Hosanna).
Look, I know the sinking of the Titanic was nearly 114 years ago, but this is so disrespectful.
I'm pretty sick at the moment, so I've had the day off work. Being sick sucks obviously, but I've also spent the day alternating between trying to write a script, watching The X-Files, and watching Ghost Adventures. That's not a bad way to spend a sick day.
Someone I never heard of at work retired. On his card I wrote "When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. -- Queequeg". I don't know what that means myself but it sounded deep without meaning anything.
if you had told me 11 years ago when i had only 2 maybe 3 grey hairs that a thing i made with my friends would BE REFERENCED IN A GODDAMN GOOSEBUMPS BOOK i would have told you to go eat worms!
It took me a while, but yesterday I finally got my diagnosis of ADHD. I'm very happy, it's been a long held suspicion and it's nice to know it's not all in my head.
My cat Morgana just squeaked. I picked her up and in complete baby talk said "Are you Squeaky? Are you Squeaky Fromme? Are you going to try to assassinate Gerald Ford? Will you be played by Annie Golden in the original off-Broadway cast? Are you a Manson girl?" And I have no regrets.
Whenever I walk down the street with a medium sized bag in each hand, I instantly feel like Julie Andrews in Sound of Music.
a woman is running down a dirt road holding a bag and a suitcase and saying `` i have confidence in sunshine ''
ALT: a woman is running down a dirt road holding a bag and a suitcase and saying `` i have confidence in sunshine ''
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She's a fat lady who can change her appearance at will, and yet chooses to remain a fat lady, while remaining sexy as fuck. Love her.
a cartoon character from the little mermaid is standing next to a purple object .
ALT: a cartoon character from the little mermaid is standing next to a purple object .
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Sophia_Nyx 🏳️⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 8mo agoName your most relatable villain
My Secret Santa really seems to enjoy their present and I'm so relieved. I hope it brings them joy for many years to come. #secretsantaaonz
Oh my gosh, Santa! This is incredible. Genuinely incredible. I got very teary at the Titanic picture and the bear must have taken so much work and forethought! I'm over the moon and blown away. Thank you so much! I'll treasure these. #SecretSantaAoNZ
Hi Santa, Just a heads up: my Wednesday is very busy so there's a possibility I'll open my pressies on Tuesday and post on Wednesday. Otherwise I might not be posting until 10pm on Wednesday. #secretsantaaonz
Had a goth themed birthday party tonight, and I wanted nails that were equal parts goth and festive Christmas. In so thrilled with these.
Santa said I was allowed to open the note! I got some beautiful looking parcels in the mail and the note has me suuuuper intrigued. Ursula looked intrigued too (they both got lots of pats from you, Santa!) UGH. I'M SO EXCITED. #SecretSantaAoNZ
Apparently my secret Santa has arrived at my whare! I won't be home until late tonight to verify, but I'll update as soon as I can! #secretsantaaonz
