Today I have helped introduce a child to Homestar Runner. The kids may be all right after all.
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No one actually knows what they're doing. Typo in every post. Proud Minnesotan no matter where I live.
(lying to myself) i'll just get up earlier tomorrow and do it then
It's the most wonderful time of the year...voting is open for the Fangoria #ChainsawAwards! www.fan.gd/share-vote-bs
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I want everyone in New York to know that the Knicks came back from their deficit as soon as I turned on the game so it was probably me, you're welcome
Tonight I find myself wishing we had more time with Strixhaven.
I am increasingly thinking the internet went to shit when it converted from pull to push. We used to seek out what we wanted to know and now we are instead told what we want to know.
I have made a terrible mistake I didn’t buy candy because I am so well behaved but now I want candy and I have no candy!!! AND FOR WHAT?!
So called ‘free thinkers’ when the monthly siren tests happen in Minneapolis
In general, the solution to loneliness is "go where there's people." For my cat, the solution to loneliness is "scream until people come to you."
This is a cat checkpoint; relinquish the most recent cat pic on your phone.
Grumpy Rootbeer@grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 3mo agoThis is a cat checkpoint; relinquish the most recent cat pic on your phone.
Smashing Pumpkins. Billy Corgan was sick and couldn't hit most of the notes, we left after 3 songs. Outside of illness, John Michael Montgomery did a very bad should-have-retired-already show at our county fair.
Strait but not Narrows of Hormuz@spacefordogs.bsky.social · 3mo agoOkay, great. You guys have seen a lot of good bands in concert, but I want to know what’s the worst band you’ve seen live? I’ll start During their rise to global conquest the Spin Doctors played in my high school cafeteria. We snuck into the kitchen walk-in to get high to avoid them
My friend said "bottle service Elsa" and I can't unsee it #Belgium #Eurovision
it’s okay not to know everything. it’s okay not to have read every book. it’s okay not to know if your blood like goes around your body in like a big tube or what. it’s okay not to be an expert in every little thing
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mythic@mythichiker.com · 4mo ago🌼 day hike @ ft defiance state park! www.mythichiker.com/blog/2026/04/18/day-hike as i train for a return to the #pacificcresttrail this summer, finding any kind of elevation change here in prairie-land is a challenge; i've gotta take what i can get! #travel #nature #hiking #iowa #wildflowers #pct
Was reminded it may not actually be common knowledge that the Amazon rainforest is a largely man-made feature. Huge swaths of even the soil are anthrosol. Many of our food crops today originate from this agricultural system.
My husband and I went out to afternoon tea while in London. We still cannot agree whether the sandwich we ate was fish or chicken (it was chicken)
Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 5mo agoWhat's the worst sandwich you've ever had? One that was so bad, it lives on in your sensory memory to this day?
We'd all be happier if we lived somewhere walkable (The Deep Space Nine space station)
ATTENTION BLUESKY you don't want to watch the State of the Union next week you want to watch a PowerPoint party telethon of your favorite Bluesky super posters delivering their most unhinged hot takes to raise money for mutual aid in Twin Cities and Portland Poster's Madness for a good cause!!!!
Can we kill capitalism pls because I have gotten the following very distressing conversation hearts this year: JOINT TAXS JOINT ACCT SPLIT RENT like what are we doing here
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Benefits of rural living: when the highway is glare ice you can still get home via gravel!