being a midwit is actually so hard

I get that it's his initials but I keep reading that actually existing socialism won in Michigan

we should encourage more people to turn off quote tweets so when I get mad about a post I can take a second and eat a snack instead. also fuck u bitch

🖤 envy 🖤@envy.bsky.social · 11h ago

we have got to shame people for turning off quote tweets im tired of cowards saying stupid shit and then i have to screenshot them instead of dunking them in a way they can see

they invented the Norelco one blade

Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · yesterday

Food, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.

the Senate is a place where dozens of people go to vote for things like war and farms. unlike pennsylvania, Michigan has elected to send a doctor instead of Haley Stevens.

i know votes are still being counted but the more i look at this michigan senate map the more it becomes clear that it kind of looks like a mitten

today in gender adventures: very tiny kid asked why my hair is so short of I'm a girl while sitting next to his sister, whose hair is shorter than mine

bukakke firing squad so nobody can be jealous about who came on her tits

(*guy kicks a bomb at me where the only way to keep it from exploding is to keep it in the air with our feet*) "sorry you misheard me I said I was 'hackin sack' I gave half my graduating class backyard orchiectomies"

I don't stand a chance. I'm just an island boy and he's an ocean man.

if you quickly refresh YouTube enough it forgets to load an ad 👍🏻

more evidence to my theory that misogynists see womanhood as a disability

Mediaite@mediaite.com · 2d ago

Clay Travis Offers to Pay WNBA Champions $10 Million If They Can Beat a Boys’ High School Basketball Team

say it with me brother, "I'm sorry gwen. my reply was rude and I didn't consider how my celebrity status would get you targeted."

Ken Jennings@kenjennings.bsky.social · 3d ago

Anyone who knows me even a little, or has even followed me long on social media, already knows this about me. Our institutions are literally trying to erase trans people right now, and it pisses me off. A snarky reply to one bad take on Bluesky doesn’t mean that’s changed at all. ⬇️

my partner always makes me wash my dick after sex and I'm pissed cause I already bathed this month

oh okay they want us to listen to the most losingest guy of all time

not the biggest fan of the guy but why would hasan care or leave because of this?

Mediaite@mediaite.com · 3d ago

James Carville Tells Fox News He’s Out of the Democratic Party if Hasan Piker Stays: ‘One of Us is Going to Leave’

just saw a dumb post that pissed me off.... I am pissed off

What I hate about COVID downplayers is… you won okay. In the aftermath of humanity coming together to develop the most crucial vaccines of our lifetime & collectively sacrificing to save lives, we are now less safe, less vaccinated & less empathetic than ever. You won ok. Lay down your swords.

okay so, I just found an anime, where you, control the story