ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to sneakily do my nails during a 2 hour meeting

i'm cute & i'm rude & u like what i do!!!!!!!!

vyvanse, estradiol, and walk with the ducks for lunch

going home to get my vyvanse because i forgot to take it which is why i need vyvanse life is a lazy river

i wore low cut pants today and i wish i was dead

pretending to be on a horse: hey, woah now.

greeted by 100 tiny fires at work

good morning let's make coffee and shower and stuff

who else feeling weirdish

tried to sleep and the website broke

computer, wish everyone goodnight for me please. thank you computer

computer, clarify my vision

never related more

hello what's up

Girl named cigarette

moving real slow and chewing on leaves

i'm like if a prehistoric land sloth found a smartphone

time to feed the critters

let's go home

sorry I can’t tonight, I’m crawling into the soft hollow of a fig and laying all my eggs and dying

"the lord is my shepherd" i say, closing my eyes and gunning it through a red light

would you still love me if i had a clear and steady stream

putting my life savings in kalshi to bet that my posts flop

1 like = nothing i'll never give up my secrets

i have lunch with these guys every wednesday

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guys lets all post about birds

a 100 person group chat sounds like the 10th circle of hell

i think the world needs more Magic and Whimsy