the next two years are just going to be a long parade of things that we’re used to relying on breaking one after another as stupid and corrupt men finish stripping the wiring out of the government
Yes, DOGE stopped the hiring process for 400 new hires to the FAA. Yes, the FAA was loading A.I. onto the computer system the day before the ground stop. Yes, republicans have had two years to update, upgrade the computer system but spent the needed funds on ICE instead.
We really are going backwards. The United States has lost its measles elimination status, a designation it had held since 2000.
US Has Lost Measles Elimination Status, Global Health Authorities Say - KFF Health News
All but vanquished a quarter century ago, measles has taken root again in the U.S. Compared with prior administrations, President Donald Trump’s second term has been marred by misinformation and actio...
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Entenmann’s CEO Announces He Happy To Share Donut Secrets With Chinese Spies In Exchange For Sex
Entenmann’s CEO Announces He Happy To Share Donut Secrets With Chinese Spies In Exchange For Sex
IRVING, TX— Revealing his openness to disclosing sensitive corporate information if properly incentivized, Entenmann’s CEO Larry Dunford announced Monday that he was happy to share donut-related secre...
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ICE posted a recruitment ad on X Thursday showing an all-white version of America, using vintage footage with the caption: “The way it was. The way it can be again.” Every person featured is white.
They weren’t quite the full Monty. I played Stig and David Batley was Dirk. So they were The Silver Rutles.
Mark Braxton@braxtm.bsky.social · 3d agoHappy 50th birthday to The Rutles! Pre-fab four The Rutles were introduced to the world #OTD in 1976 when Rutland Weekend Television returned for a second series. It gave raise to a hilarious film written by @ericidle.bsky.social with lovely songs by Neil Innes @radiotimes.bsky.social #TheRutlesat50
Well I’m glad it’s you. Can I send you a book? If you already have it I could send you the Eggers Contrapposto which is brilliant or the wonderful Run With The Tides by the incredible Vendela? Or anything else I have signed, but only by me.
Ben McWhiskers@rockymtnman.bsky.social · 4h agoHooray! I had replied a few days ago with this answer, but there's been a lot going on!
That sourdough starter craze during the early pandemic was cool and good. Sourdough rocks, and I won't tolerate any smug, anti-sourdough contrarians around these parts
sorry there’s no money to fix air travel, we spent it all on secret masked police to solve the problem of having construction workers
Heyas, booze pros -- I got this thing stuck in my head lately of somebody having said cocktails are best consumed while they're still (some kind of adjective expressing a combination of assertiveness and time sensitivity). Attribution wanted as I quaff...
Well that’s all we can really ask right? He played hard and had a good time.
Dr. Jay Bhattacharya on Measles: “I Think I’ve Done My Best.”
As football coach Bill Parcells famously said, “you are what your record says you are”.
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I just booked a team building water tasting for January and am discussing options for a holiday event. I can do a tasting station, a full or short class, and come to your office to do it. Let's get wet! alcademics.com/water-tastin...
@darthbluesky.bsky.social I’d like to introduce Mr. Ollie Peanut Butter, he’s joining my team today. He brings six months of experience in the field of snuggles and is excited to be here.
i just know people on twitter are some how blaming pete buttigieg for this lol
EPA Assures Public That Air Still Safe For Non-Breathing Applications https://theonion.com/epa-assures-public-that-air-still-safe-for-non-breathing-applications/
New (Dem) governors recalling their deployed Guard should be a must-take action. 1. It's bringing your people home. 2. It's not allowing your constituents to be used as a Trump prop. 3. It's opposing Trump's authoritarianism. 4. It saves money. 5. It respects D.C.'s home rule.
California Voters Reject Billionaire Tax https://theonion.com/california-voters-reject-billionaire-tax/
@effinbirds.com k, just bought the calendar. We'll need it in the office. (awreddy got fridge magnets in there.)
Good morning! The sun sets at 4:35 p.m. today making it a great opportunity to see some bright ferries in the Salish Sea. Photo credit: Amy Amos
