i love how Fable's approach to "the game world reacts to your choices" is to have NPCs walk up to you and list some of your character traits
(looking at pre-2023 soulless corporate artwork) (eyes misty with fond reminiscence) they paid a person to draw that
(unfamiliar with Sir Mix-a-lot) I am pleased to hear your baby returned safely
inversion of the idle genre would be to make a game where you micromanage absolutely everything. it's a turn-based simulation game and if you don't instruct a character to breathe during their turn they just die
always interesting when i see a french person online engaged in the traditional french art of webcomic blogging. other artists occasionally indulge in this too (hourly comics etc) but drawing regular webcomics about your life has been enduringly endemic to France since at least 2003. i was there
part of why we need diversity in game development btw. one person's unremarkable everyday life can be another's "whoah this worldbuilding is insane"
talking to my brother about what I perceived as quirky things in the older Pokemon games probably just being normal Japanese things. I mentioned the little building transitions between towns that just have a guy standing at a desk and he immediately identified them as Kōban / police boxes. OH.
make the fire dog bipedal on its first evo. next evo remove the legs entirely
probably not a controversial opinion but my favorite game by far in UFO50 was Mini & Max. go my mold spore
simply uninterested in a castlevania game that's not pixel art. sorry
don't trust anything they call "centaurs" in a horror setting it's always some fucked up shit
i think whatever replaces Discord should let us move little avatars around. this has nothing to do with my "bring physicality to social media" agenda i just think it'd be a good rational sensible thing to have. oh yeah and give them little pixel art outfits & items too (my breath gets heavier,)
they asked me to design a Cookie Clicker shirt. I said are you sure?? www.fangamer.com/collections/...
if you've ever wanted a little Cookie Clicker cookie keychain that really clicks or a really badass shirt with an old lady on it, then you're in luck because Fangamer happens to have released JUST THAT fanga.me/r/cookie-cli...
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i'm having a lovely last day of the year and everything is exploding outside so i coded some fireworks today! absolutely no concern for performance this WILL make your phone heat up orteil.dashnet.org/fireworks.html
i really really do not believe everything should be an electron app, especially not OS elements. leave javascript to us freaks we know the evil we're dealing with
This is is getting kids hooked thru gambling mechanics. These are all the same tricks used by online gambling. Coded for kids. Its fucking the grossest thing. It makes me be ashamed to be in the same industry. Burn it with fire.
In case you were wondering what it’s like to boot a free to play mobile game in 2025
"One of the most brilliant programmers around" - tributes pour in as Interplay co-founder Rebecca Heineman passes away www.eurogamer.net/one-of-the-m...
we lost our way when disk space started allowing for fully-voiced game protagonists. the only things i want to hear out of my character's mouth is "uhmf" (jumping) or "oueurghh" (mauled by bear)
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if you're in Europe PLEASE consider signing the Stop Destroying Games initiative. the deadline is July 31st 2025. it aims to create legislation for publishers to stop killing the games you pay for and to provide an end-of-life plan for live-service products. thanks! eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#...
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Cookie Clicker is an idle game for browsers, desktop, android, nintendo switch, xbox and playstation
imagine if sandwiches got invented by any other earl than Sandwich. yeah i'm eating a cucumber shrewsbury
The european citizens' initiative to ban conversion therapies in the EU only has 250k signatures and needs to amass 1 million in the next 7 days... If you live in the EU, please sign it (you can't otherwise); if you don't, please share it around.
Si l'initiative citoyenne européenne visant à interdire les thérapies de conversion dans toute l'UE ne récolte pas 1 million de signatures d'ici 10 jours, elle échouera malheureusement... eci.ec.europa.eu/043/public/#...
it's easter so if you play cookie clicker on android you get to see me in the rabbit fursuit right now
they don't talk about "blogosphere" or "netizens" anymore we're all just hapless companions of shit