From the Wikipedia entry for Texas philanthropist and unfortunately named grande dame, Ima Hogg. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ima_Hog...
🏳️🌈 A Hazy Shade of Spencer
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…and I am sunburnt! But I beseech your Grace, pardon me— I was born to speak all mirth and no matter.
Today I learned: “Domestic swine are heavily driven by a natural evolutionary trait called agoraphobia (fear of open, exposed spaces with overhead vulnerability). Pigs have very poor depth perception and naturally seek the safety of low, covered, and bounded environments.” I'm a pig.
Totally gay for Mapplethorpe flowers
Is this haircut actually “very French”?
godzilla's about to flatten toyko, but first let him show you to your room and stay close to the candles, the staircase can be treacherous
Detailing a hog barn floor for a project. It's actually surprisingly interesting.
[Tune: chorus of “Love is All Around”] 🎶 Mary Tyler Moore is going to beat you 🎶 Hit you with a brick and then she'll eat you 🎶 IT'S ZOMBIE MARY TYLER MOORE 🎶 IT'S ZOMBIE MARY TYLER MOORE
An August Corey 👑 🏳️🌈@thealmostbear.bsky.social · 3d agoShirley Manson as a zombie: “I’m only happy when it’s braiiinnns 🎶”
Breaking: 3:16 pm Larry Ellison buys People Magazine. Just In: 3:30 pm People Magazine declares Ross Douthat the Sexiest Man Alive.
“Cowritten and coproduced by Vietnamese belly-dancing star (!) Nai Bonet, who plays the leading role and spends a fair amount of screen time slathering her own nude body with bath oil, Nocturna is a vanity project gone terribly, terribly wrong.”
🏳️🌈 A Hazy Shade of Spencer@overstatedpathos.bsky.social · 4d ago“Blending comedy, disco music, sex, and vampirism with some of the worst acting ever captured on film, Nocturna: Granddaughter of Dracula is entertainingly abysmal.” every70smovie.blogspot.com/2015/05/noct...
This might be the most beautiful piece of vinyl I own. The music is terrific too. #MartaSanchez #Jazz #Musicsky
Straight Film Guy™ co-worker asked me to put on his pimple patches today. I wonder if our primate ancestors grooming each other on the savanna had any inkling of us.
Talking to the str8s, saying Loni Anderson when you meant Pam Anderson. Turns out they didn't know who either is. Zygotes.
feral streep@feralstreeep.bsky.social · 5d agowatching the 1996 classique Barb Wire and thinking about the USA
A 20-something just told me she's wearing Opium. While a bold choice for work, DYNASTY'S BACK, BABY
Today I learned that if you grow tomatoes in a greenhouse without bees, you may need to go around with an electric toothbrush to knock about the pollen
Please enjoy Saunaab: a Saab 900 converted into a cedar lined sauna
Interesting tidbit: a little over a month ago, Minneapolis lifted its ban on bathhouses (yes, «those» kind. I didn't want to say gay bathhouses like lesbians, straight people or anyone else wouldn't have one)
Me singing along to “Virgo’s Groove”: 🎶 Baby combover…
I love how gay your wad is getting!
