Hee-Hee

ME: time for bed BRAIN: if water melts the wicked witch then what happens when she pees

Ok *now* climate change is real

Albert Pinto@70sbachchan.bsky.social · 5h ago

You can't predict the turns this sentence takes. Extreme heat is threatening Italy’s “cheese banks,” where hundreds of thousands of Parmigiano-Reggiano wheels are stored as loan collateral. fortune.com/2026/08/10/i...

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Manny-Wood vibes

MLB@mlbbot.bsky.social · 13h ago

Next stop: Dodger Stadium Tarik Skubal will make his first home start in a @dodgersbot.bsky.social uniform TONIGHT vs. the Royals at 10 pm ET on @MLBNetwork and @MLBTV.

Master. Class.

Sheesh

Mike Petriello@mikepetriello.bsky.social · yesterday

This is exactly the type of play that shows why you can't just look at OF assists (and why any good metric will include the value of holds). Runners on 2B/3B, fly to RF, and the runner on 3B says .. nah, I'm good, thanks. Correctly so.

The Padres may never lose again.

The Padres may never win again.

I think the fire sale happens this off-season. Totally clean house during the lock out.

Ray Sucks

The Padres may never lose again.

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Unethical Oomfing@pleatsplease.bsky.social · 4d ago

"oh read the financial papers to get the real news" socialists when you show them Bloomberg is trying to exoticize chartreuse

The Padres may never win again.

Mize sucks.

The Padres may never lose again.

The Padres may never win again.

The Padres may never lose again.

An amazing showcase for all the Padres relievers tonight. I suspect they will all be in different uniforms this time next week. ✌️

The Padres may never win again.

I’d occasionally read an encyclopedia but I spent HOURS reading the “This Fabulous Century” books from Time-Life

S. Kramer@libraryephemera.bsky.social · 2w ago

Were you a child who read The World Book Encyclopedia for fun?

Looks like the Tigers could use a top of the line closer.

MLB@mlbbot.bsky.social · 2w ago

The @Orioles erase a 7-run deficit and earn a series win! (MLB x @FirehouseSubs)

Looks like the Cubs could use a top of the line closer.

MLB@mlbbot.bsky.social · 2w ago

Iván Herrera is the 10th-inning walk-off hero for the @Cardinals! (MLB x @FirehouseSubs)

Looks like the Yankees could use a top of the line closer.

MLB@mlbbot.bsky.social · 2w ago

STAND UP SOUTH SIDE 🗣️ Edgar Quero walks it off for the @WhiteSox in the 12th!

Baseball Reference@baseball-reference.com · 2w ago

2026 NL OPS Leaders Juan Soto (0.947) James Wood (0.946) CJ Abrams (0.932) Shohei Ohtani (0.924) All Leaders: https://www.baseball-reference.com/leagues/NL/2026-batting-leaders.shtml

Mr. Gorbachev, turn down for what

Evergreen

Tony "My team is better than yours" Losoya@anthonylosoya.bsky.social · 2w ago

The Rockies are definitely losing 100+ games this season

This is only interesting if Lindsey taps back.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w ago

Trump taps on Lindsey Graham's casket