The only real thing that would make me sad is that Android Auto would go back to being kinda shitty. I think I could pay that toll.
Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
The Lost Paladin
@paladinlost.bsky.social
A bisexual weirdo with a love of sci-fi, flaring bouts of low self-esteem, good leftist politics, overactive empathy, and you work in IT? You might as well have just said "human fighter".
The only real thing that would make me sad is that Android Auto would go back to being kinda shitty. I think I could pay that toll.
Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
I am genuinely mad at how much I enjoy this.
𝙼𝙾𝙳𝙸𝙵𝙸𝙲𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽
Every time I see this quote I think - when are we going to receive the report that the Trump DoJ leaned on the regional police department to shut down the investigation with no finding.
Rep. Max Miller on Newsmax: "If any of these things were true, I would be in prison"
Flock cameras aren't worth it. The Dems should rally around removing them.
We found the Flock cameras cops used to spy on women
America's Finest Bad Take Factory is back with a hot one. Spencer's position is the equivalent of being pri stomach cancer because of the weight loss. While public health professionals have been bad at listening to skeptics, MAGA's insane skepticism for everything falls on good and bad alike.
A lot of people in public health believe that MAHA is “nothing more than a subversive anti-vaccine, anti-science syndicate,” but the movement is an opportunity that the public-health sector “cannot afford to squander,” Craig Spencer argues:
This infuriates me and I'm cis. If I were thrown under the bus like this, I'd want to burn down the shitty think tank. A special shout out to @neeratanden.bsky.social - go fuck yourself you piece of trash. www.americanprogress.org/article/endi...
Ending the Backlash on LGBTQI+ Issues
A plan to reestablish a foothold on key LGBTQI+ issues and find our way forward toward an inclusive future.
americanprogress.org
Lets talk about Bribery and Democrats being fucking scumbags. Six Democrats voted for the NDAA, which includes parts of the SAVE Act and that bullshit Israel partnership. Why did they do that? MONEY. So let's go over each one of these cunts and their pieces of silver.
I desperately hope we get to 52 or preferably 53 Senators, so we can tell this corrupt useless sack of shit to kick rocks. He wants to go suck Hannity's dick. Let him beg for committees.
John Fetterman on Hannity's show repeatedly calls Mamdani a "clown" and says, "you can't say Netanyahu isn't welcome in New York anymore than I could say, 'mayor, you're not welcome in Pennsylvania. So sit down. You know you're a clown."
I don't know if I can vote for a party that lets pieces of shit like the Cuellar family and Vincente Gonzalez and Jared Golden get away for selling the US military infrastructure to fucking Israel. But @democrats.org and @housedemocrats.bsky.social won't say shit about it, Hakeem has no balls.
The problem about this is that this guy encroached into boomer fantasy land, and the lack of consequences is going to encourage somebody, and the next young guy to get slapped is going to beat the shit out of the Boomer and these idiots are going to want blood when it happens.
Awww, the guy who assaulted someone at a Cubs game was a war vet? Well, that certainly changes... uh... absolutely fucking nothing. That guy shouldn't be allowed inside Wrigley Field for the rest of his life. Aw, he got emotional because a stranger was sitting? STFU dude. www.tmz.com/2026/07/21/c...
The amazing thing about the Trump admin is 1.) People would assume they're racist enough to rig a civics contest for children. 2.) Those people are probably correct. @riverboatjack.bsky.social in case this is segment fuel.
This story is crazy. It would appear Trump admin officials rigged their nationally televised high school civics contest to keep a young man from a Sikh family out of the finalists. www.notus.org/national/ame...
So Caitlyn Clark dropped 45 and 10 tonight. Can we please stop pretending she's bad or overrated?
We had a student teacher show us Total Recall in third grade. It turned into an amusing shitstorm.
I believe the first r rated movie I saw was speed. It was a whole family affair
I play Black for basically three characters in lore - Crovax, Sorin, and Liliana. So now you're telling me that the best soul sister ever created is Liliana? I'm still in full boycott mode on WoTC, but holy shit. That Alexsi Briclot art too. Playmat ready, yo.
If this were a Democrat president, Jake Tapper's bitch ass would be eight chapters into the tell-all.
Trump is ranting and raving like a lunatic: "I said, 'What's better? Electric catapult or stream?' He said, 'Steam is better sir! We can fix it with a hammer and a blowtorch. If the electric goes back I have to send it to MIT You can have the catapult go like this! I love breathing that steam, sir'"
It's more like Brown and White. It should be horrifying that the Attorney General thinks there are circumstances where a no-knock warrant can happen without even confirming the target.
KLOBUCHAR: Do you agree that it's unacceptable for federal agents to forcibly enter someone's home without a warrant and drag them onto the street without checking that they even have the right person? BLANCHE: Well, it depends on the circumstances. It's not a black and white answer
This is Robert E. Lee arguing that slavery will end "in God's time" in a letter to his wife. Racists are all the same throughout history.
Wurman: The English didn’t *demand* assimilation in 1215 but *needed* it for 800 years for liberalism to work. Then, responding to @jdmortenson.bsky.social, Ilan goes ethnonationalist, talking about “importing millions of people [babies]” who are unfit for liberal democracy. How’s that better?
Again, this is a lazy softball. Durbin's cooked, but at least he has the decency to know he's cooked and quit, unlike Grassley, who's brain is receding hard but he's still hanging on until the sweet embrace of Death sends him to meet his pa Lindsay in Hell.
DURBIN: Do you think a blanket pardon by the president of January 6 rioters was the right thing to do? BLANCHE: The Constitution gives the president full power to pardon anybody for any reason he wants. I don't question President Trump's authority or his decision to do so.
I'm glad Durbin is retiring, because this was not a good performance. The fact that he didn't ask Blanche to show him in the agreement where it only applied retroactively is a complete miss. He's a doddering wreck and he needs to fucking go.
BLANCHE: As part of the settlement between the IRS & President Trump and some of his family and his organization, part of the settlement included release of any past audits. DURBIN: It's hard to explain that nobody is above the law when that type of document was signed by you
The comedy was people celebrating this like they were actually going to do what they said....
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump says ICE should continue traffic stops after recent fatal shootings, seeming to contradict new policy to halt them.
Oh, so you want to go to Wakanda with that Teferi's Protection....why don't you stay on theme - your permanents are Wakanda Forever. @blackneto.bsky.social - just because he started the Teferi's Protection/Going to Wakanda meme.
The home team has played like ass tonight in the ASG. The Phillies got all their players in and none of them got a hit and Sanchez got blown the fuck up. Maybe we should review the voting process so we don't have a bunch of kinda mid players starting the ASG?
Current me is currently shocked that Bill Kristol is now to the left of like 80% of Democratic leadership on most things. Chuck Schumer should be ejected from Congress directly into the sun.
20-year-old me will forever be shocked that Bill Kristol is now to the left of like 80% of the Democratic leadership on ICE.
Somebody with an impact driver and a large forstner bit strong enough to put a whole through bronze has an opportunity to do the funniest thing....
This monstrosity, the Charlie Kirk Monument, is set to be unveiled in New York’s Times Square on September 10. It was handcrafted by Italian sculptor Sergio Furnari. I give it 20 minutes.
Donald Trump is currently calling MLB to have them overturn the Home Run Derby for Schwarber.
450 on the second to last homerun. JWalk is a fucking chad.
A JORDAN WALKER WALK-OFF 👑 The Cardinals slugger has won the 2026 Home Run Derby in dramatic fashion.
I dunno. Pujols went absolutely bananas in Chicago. Under this new format, he'd have won a couple.
Jordan Walker cashed in, silenced a hostile Philly crowd, and left a legend in awe. Not bad for a Monday night. Do you agree with Barry Bonds? nyti.ms/3RzqlJ1
Jordan Walker hoping his HR Derby title can help open doors in the Black community to play baseball
The AL Fan vote was so bad that the number one vote getter, the one who got the automatic pass...is batting 9th.