horses might not have collarbones but you should not let that stop you from axe kicking their collarbones
THE DEMON CAT
@pardusfang.bsky.social
I AM THE ADVERSARY. THE VILLAIN. MAN-KILLER. DEATH-DEALER. THE STAR-SHOT PANTHER. THE FANGSOME LADY OF FELIDAE. THE UNDYING AND ALL-REACHING CLAWS OF HELL. THE DEMON CAT. (SHE OR IT) https://www.tumblr.com/the-demon-cat
It's important to always be at least a little bit evil
today is another "cat regression" kinda night, i.e. i'm very very tired but instead of acting more childlike it makes me act like a lazy panther sitting comfortably on a pile of bloodied meat. can't talk or form words good but still will kill you super dead as soon as i can be bothered to get up
foxgirl: wily, cunning, evasive, difficult to gain hold of doggirl: affectionate, responsive to commands, trivial to gain hold of
they don't tell you this in villainess school but when heroes go out adventuring they usually leave their nests undefended so you can just go over to them and eat their eggs and/or young
catgirls on the floor of the stalk exchange trading target portfolios
BREAKING NEWS: A NEW 'GLOBAL ENCHANTMENT' HAS BEEN DETECTED, WHICH HAS BEEN DETERMINED TO HAVE THE EFFECT OF GIVING ALL AXES IN THE WORLD A 2x DAMAGE MULTIPLIER WHEN MAKING ATTACKS SEEKING TO DE-LIMB HORSES. NO OTHER EFFECT HAS YET BEEN DISCERNED.
the one thing the establishment fears
What? Oh, no, this is *tail* mix, not trail mix. Do you have any idea how many lizardgirls I had to scare to fill this bag?
(flirting) i bet i could punt a squirrel farther than you
Next time you leave your doggirl gf unattended I will be giving her a pup cup laced with vile poison
[a tear rolls down my eye] it's like the good old days. it's just like the good old days.
if it looks like i am curling up on uour lap it is actually me coiling up for my spinning claw barrage attack + you are fucked
Dracula must have been so mad at his wives for acting like beasts 30 seconds into the encounter with Harker after he had to mask for 12 days
The thing about being the beast destined to devour the world entire is that the world entire honestly has a couple of yucky parts
"don't bite the hand that feeds"? how else am I supposed to feed off of that hand
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vacationtime is fun but I can't wait until getting home soon so I can write again and draw again and craft again