Also it's so funny to me. I introduce myself as [deadname] and this kid deadass is like "is that really what you prefer to be called"

I struggle with students whose parents are hot

egg-spilling pustulent wounds, festering, itchy with oozing vermin-regurgitated slime steeping dead tissue, porous-gnawed, filled with fluttering, glassy, insectoid fringed wings buzzing within stung-irritated underskin, defiled and poison-sotted, the pungent stench of anaerobic corpse fermentation—

I love when I give someone options about what we should do and they are like "I will do whatever you want" yes thank you I am the king

Let me touch your insides

My beautiful clear skin is suddenly all blotchy like I'm having an allergic reaction. Hmm

downside to reading fanfic at work... I'm horny at work

I've never missed someone in a reading fanfic and thinking about them way before now

Student got a the character figurine for his birthday and I said omg I love the character and he was like I thought you were a lesbian. I'm bisexual but he doesn't need to know that also I'm reading fanfic of the character RIGHT NOW

Heart feeling achey

I regularly have dreams that I signed up for an online class and forgot about it until I've fallen mercilessly behind and drop it

At work and the fuck ass kid is asleep so I get to read fanfic hehehe. This is a pretty nice gig other than the 5% of the time he's throwing shit across the room.

Some friends have recently accused me of having adhd and I'm not sure if that's true but maybe. Psychiatrists have never suggested it. I think I am maybe just a bit mercurial and people look for ways to define my behaviour.

oh my god guys this is so embarrassing but is 'female' the boy one or the girl one

Have you considered the fact that existing is a perpetual state of motion such that change is not only inevitable, but ought to be celebrated? That metamorphosis and shifting is one of the only true constants?

Are you... are you part of the *homo-sexual underground*?

koi ascending to quicksilver lakesurface meets its own reflection

Thomas L. Vaultonburg@wolftwinthomas.bsky.social · 2mo ago

pond surface— a fish rises through two worlds #haiku #poetry

I haven't smoked an cigs since gf has been out of town I'm pavloving myself to be more in love with her in a dire chemical addiction type of way

Rain canceled and the cicadas are howling about it

The only thing better than a fujoshi friend is a fujoshi girlfriend. Peak type of mate

reflexive evade– violence too great for mere flesh to tolerate

Zinzrinz@zinzrinz.bsky.social · 2mo ago

thousand-gee acceleration crushes her bones, but the shipmind feels nothing

Here’s the thing like I have straight friends I know I can get along with straight people but sometimes I meet some straight people and I’m like oh we have absolutely nothing in common there is an ocean between us and it’s literally because you’re straight and I’m gay

Pretty sure my gf is only attracted to people with abs which is honestly hilarious but also good for me like I can do that I can bring abs to the table

If I'm around people I don't want to fuck and get horny I get so stunlocked like my brain is on a different plane. I am laughing and joking with my friends but in my head I'm in the gay torment nexus.

It's important to always be at least a little bit evil

veins, clot-threshed, spilling pomegranate seeds riven by gut-rot absence—

אברה (wingeater)@wingeater.bsky.social · yesterday

susurrus, limb-graced, dapples blackrot arteries to split dry bloodflow

Hot run was pretty non terrible today I don't even feel dehydrated

Health indicators poppin

craving, throat-stayed vow'less call,, latched edges, teeth-on-[] as caved-in iv'ry;

אברה (wingeater)@wingeater.bsky.social · yesterday

name me in silence like a thousand parasites lashed to your name's sound

They say it will rain this whole week which is gonna really cramp my style