The new infowars stuff isn't very funny but I do laugh thinking about some old coworkers who are probably melting down about it
I wanna go back to when everyone had a little vase on the floor to spit in
Cut up an onion so pungent it made me weep for emotional reasons. I'm not too proud to admit I was sad for and afraid of the onion
Dreamt a karate guy was making breakfast in my kitchen and he chopped an egg
Let me tell you about my dialect. I talk like an idiot.
I have been in a butterfly garden surviving off cantaloupe and grapefruit slices for two weeks
Love when I drive through a small down and they have a "state basketball champs 1932" road sign
340-pound cop reading flock data that his wife just pulled out of little caesers at 5:58pm and pumping his fist
Whipping eggs into stiff meringue with a series of combination punches
Tim curry remembered best as the complicated anti hero hexxus from ferngully
Skip the prebiotics and take a shot of compost tea once a month
If lust pride gluttony and envy are sins then I'll see you in hell
