i thought columbo was the most handsome detective but y’all seen this hercule poirot?
have we even considered how messed up we look tubing down a lazy river from a fish’s perspective??
i think it's fun we just swapped out the franco brothers. like that one's a dud, let's get the other in here
i’ve been too lucky with my book picks lately. had to get nerfed with a stinker
this parasite business is designed to break my spirit. they know i love raw produce
pinterest told me one of my pins got removed for self-harm and it was just this
i'm doing a good job budgeting lately cause everything is so ugly
no one talks about how yoda is a frog. that’s why he was in the swamp
this is my disclosure day where i disclose that movie sucked ass and felt completely written by AI
i had such a nice day i saw that one guy from 30 rock on the highline at like 7:30AM, i'm reading a great book, and i bought my summer perfume
god couldn’t let us lose on the night we had a watch party in a funeral home
everyone on poirot is so comfortingly ugly that when someone actually hot shows up it's jarring
don't forget you can get champagne mangos in chinatown rn for 2 for 3 dollars
my seedlings have been so sad this year it’s like they can tell i needed them too bad
Do you have an elderly or disabled neighbor in NYC? Be a good neighbor and let them know about the free air conditioner program. if they earn $3473 or less a month, NYC will cover the costs of an A/C. Last summer we had 95 degree weather. (via @leahfrombklyn on twitter) www.ny.gov/services/app...
Apply for Cooling Assistance
The Cooling Assistance Benefit helps income-eligible households buy and install an air conditioner or fan to cool their home.
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walking into the bodega asking where the “snacks for married people” are
going to need someone to explain why it rains every weekend in nyc for the past few years
if we’re all going to the poorhouse again, let me taste starlight coke once more to have something to think about in my flea-ridden bunk as i cough into my TB handkerchief