I'm being so serious, when did the self-awareness epidemic start Like me making NSFW on the side is different. I age characters WELL above 18 over there and make that very clear from the jump. How are you playing a series that tells you to look deeper than skin at every point and you're like this
Proteus the Patchwork (PatchworkProteusVA)
@patchworkproteusva.bsky.social
He/Him, Omnisexual. Writer, Koikatsu artist, Voice actor, Lover of Media, and Lover of People. Persona/SMT/Metaphor, Guilty Gear, BlazBlue, COD Zombies, Elden Ring, Dark Souls. Don't be a stranger!
It feels like every project I look at or step into has some shithead either leading it or in a leading role. It's so fucking bizarre Like how are you racist to asians and you auditioned for/got cast as an asian character from a series out of JAPAN
I think the most valuable lesson out of all of this is, once again, to never associate with children
We're so pleased to announce that Jeunesse et Beaute will be launching preorders TOMORROW at 9 AM PST. As a final part of our countdown, we're thrilled to show off our beautiful cover drawn by @say0ranarts.bsky.social!
I'm not too fond of Midori YTTD
Should I do tumblr voiceovers?
oh yeah the actual roles LMAO I'm playing Yusuke, Yaldabaoth, and Sojiro in the Arcana Voices dub project! I'm also their backup VA for TrueIgor and Shido! Baritone and tenor have always been my forte, and I've had this Yusuke voice in the back of my throat for years, so this was a dream come true
Got jitters waiting for a callback and casting to finish up 😭 Knew I was almost guaranteed to get two of the three roles I actually wanted, but the last one was between me and this other guy and his audition was REALLY good, to the point I genuinely wouldn't be mad if he got it over me
WHO TF NAMED ROLAND LOKAPALAS BREAST MILK ON PINTEREST BRO
I'm gonna start being more active on this side again. Found out that voice acting is apparently just my calling 💀
Me storyboarding half my fic but being mentally incapable of completing a chapter within a month, much less 6:
sometimes all i know is how it ends 😂
Started playing Detective Instinct: Farewell My Beloved Very solid story so far, builds its world pretty well and characters are very well defined. Spritework is really good too. Only thing I'll say is that the 3D backgrounds clash with the sprites visually, and it's somewhat... off-putting?
Going forward I will be rebranding as "Proteus of the Goumaden". My previous handle/name I'd been using cross-platform has been blacklisted by another community due to the content I make, and I would rather we both leave each other alone than escalate any further than what's happened already.
me when I'm in a Best Normal Battle Theme competition and my opponent is Battle -Raidou-
squidward from spongebob squarepants is sitting on a rock .
Alt: squidward from spongebob squarepants having the air taken out of his sails
media.tenor.com
Shoutout the coolest veteran, my great great grandpa who was at the battle of the Somme, who wrote about fifteen journal entries that were "man fuck this shit, I just want to go home" in 1910s speak. Turns out not wanting to work a shit job so you can drink and play games with the boys is universal
So we're all in agreement these 8 senators have effectively committed treason right
How it feels trying to explain that Kanji is almost certainly gay and that it's fine
If Miku canonically exists as a living being in the Persona universe does that mean Teto is a demon
Average day in the life of an SMT game NPC for anyone who is not the protagonist
this isn't about the rapture btw we're all going to hell lmao
I am waiting. I feel it in my soul. It will happen soon. I just don't know exactly when. But it will be soon.
How I sleep at night knowing I will never do the Weird Route or No Mercy route in a Toby Fox game or Accomplice ending in P4G because I'm an ontologically good human being/player who doesn't wanna hurt anyone if I don't have to and wants to help Kris and Yu however I can