I pretty much only use Chalula. Is it the best hot sauce? No, not really, but at least I'm spared from having to look the cashier in the eye as they ring up a bottle of "Dr. Dick Ripper'z Magma Doodoo Potion"
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brought to you by Monsanto. award winning precocious scamp. just a li'l guy.
Somehow things that would have been a background gag in a Verhoeven movie are now just real
Graduating high school before ChatGPT is like having a brain made of recovered steel from warships old enough to not have been weakened by atomic bomb isotopes.
A really funny complaint about the Zohran discount grocery store idea is that non-poor people could use it when there’s a grocery store half a mile from my grocery store that has everything cost 20% more that rich people go to because they don’t want to shop with normal people.
As we enter what will be an awesome few months of arguing about "Vote blue no matter who", I can't help but remember that "Bernie Bros" who allegedly cost Hillary the 2016 election actually voted for her much more reliably than jilted Hillary voters turned out for Obama in 2008.
NEW: Dozens of ads containing video and other child sexual abuse material ran across Meta’s social media platforms, including some as recently as yesterday. @mattburgess1.bsky.social has the scoop: www.wired.com/story/meta-r...
Meta Ran Ads That Contained AI-Generated Child Sexual Abuse Imagery
More than 50 offending image and video ads were published across Facebook, Instagram, Messenger, or Threads, according to Meta’s ad library data. Some ran as recently as this week.
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BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof. BOURDAIN: What's in this dish? ME: Pikmin BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.
several studies that go into how fast/severe your brain atrophies even with short term use makes me think a lot of people will be severely fucked in the coming decades
Mike Bithell@mikebithell.bsky.social · 14h agoThe specific focus in this video on the way these tools get under your skin and train you to depend on them is an aspect I personally find existentially terrifying. youtu.be/TtvICev9sBE?...
Hilarious to mention the thin margins and disappearing gap in the polls without also mentioning this. I mean, completely expected from Politico and every publication like it. But pulling out it off with a SuperPAC-driven 9-to-1 spending ratio is absolutely a "big election night"
Politico@politico.com · 14h agoProgressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted
Epstein ran the most progressive campaign of our lifetimes but you won‘t vote for him because of your PET ISSUE (no pedophiles) you‘re a RUSSIAN TANKIE sometimes you have to vote for LESSER EVIL (This message sent by JHive)
for the lactose intolerant, every ice cream van is a horror story
seeing Lindsey Graham's sister automatically get his senate seat... old-timey feudal lord shit. how could that possibly be how that works
I watched that Ice Cream Man trailer out of morbid curiosity and they need to stop letting Eli Roth make movies. Just abysmal, AI slop dog shit.
Want to know how you can shut down any AI bro's argument that it's totally useful and applicable to a wide variety of situations? Tell them they put copilot in NOTEPAD. They're just throwing shit at the wall dude they have no idea what to do with this crap because they're a trillion in the hole
bro I am not looking at Twitter on purpose, do not screencap your 'bangers' for your IG story so I gotta see you paying fuckin Elon Musk for a blue check have some god damn self respect
The only time I interact with AI is when I google something and gemini spits out its summary about how The Normans invaded Atlantis to steal the crystal skull
Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 23h agoGuys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
1 or 5 depending on my mood/how late in the day it is 4 2 all day every day get that tartare shit out of my face, frenchie
TwoSense@twosense.bsky.social · 20h ago1 4 2or3
Guest Week comes roaring back with a killer comic from the legendary @kcg.bsky.social swanboy.com/comic/swan-b...
mamdani's social media: NYC, today is a monumental day. I've slain Gorlax the Spurious, the beast who lived in the sewers and ate children and small dogs. every conservative thinkpiece article: Slaying Gorlax the Spurious might *sound* appealing, but what if you don't have children or small dogs?
"animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus" is a statement from a guy that' never owned a dog
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterdayOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
