Are you in a safe mental state to learn that Eddie Van Halen patented the most dudes rock patent ever?
US Patent and Trademark Office
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Submit your patent requests to me, om nom nom
Every day this account lives in fear of the patent office being in the news somehow
Want to know if your idea could be a multimillion dollar patent? Draw it on a cocktail napkin and send it to me to workshop it for final approval
Patent pending: cheese filtered cigarettes
A lot of you are about to find out if your car has one of these: Patent for an Anti-siphoning device for fuel tanks
Looking for this application rn, I think I spilled coffee on it earlier
Bbuad.bsky.social@buad.bsky.social · 3mo ago
@patentoffice.bsky.social United States Patent Application Inventor: David Assignee: USA Application Number: [To be assigned] Filing Date: 5/16/2026 Title: Quad‑Double Complex Arithmetic ASIC with Native QD Registers and Extended Precision Floating‑Point
A lot of you are about to find out if your car has one of these: Patent for an Anti-siphoning device for fuel tanks
Every day this account lives in fear of the patent office being in the news somehow
Patent pending: APPARATUS FOR FACILITATING THE BIRTH OF A CHILD BY CENTRIFUGAL FORCE
Congratulations to what is, we think, the very first Bluesky announced Parent for: Predicting Blowouts, something we sure could use here
Prof. R. I. Sujith@risujith.bsky.social · 10mo agoGlad to be granted a patent on prediction & control of blowout in combustion systems by @patentoffice.bsky.social. Our invention predicts the exact blowout time significantly earlier using a log periodic power law & performs control action to prevent the blowout. #USpatent #Combustion #IITM #STEM
What if I forgot and posted from my alt?
Again, I encourage all of you to remember that the alt text space is a place for more jokes
US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 4mo agoAre you in a safe mental state to learn that Eddie Van Halen patented the most dudes rock patent ever?
Are you in a safe mental state to learn that Eddie Van Halen patented the most dudes rock patent ever?
You mother fuckers are supposed to clear this shit with me
Jeff Steck@jefstec.bsky.social · 7mo agoA motorized hand that oozes lotion from its pores, patented today. US 12520926
Patent pending: DOD press conference practice hat
Patent pending: DOD press conference practice hat
This Lunar New Year go ahead and treat yourself to putting the cart before the horse
This Lunar New Year go ahead and treat yourself to putting the cart before the horse
It's possible that Trump could figure out a way to manipulate the US patent office into doing his bribes and if that got news coverage people would get mad at this account. And that would be pretty funny
How many inventors does it take to invent a better way to change a lightbulb? Just one, and a whole lot of ritalin
I can personally attest to prior art being installed at Clark Hall Pub in 1989. They also had a flat surface on top for your drink.
US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 8mo agoAfter a long day the first step to relaxing is
You mother fuckers are supposed to clear this shit with me
Jeff Steck@jefstec.bsky.social · 7mo agoA motorized hand that oozes lotion from its pores, patented today. US 12520926
After a long day the first step to relaxing is