I've never shared this before but my grandad is banned from the entire Himalayan mountain range for refusing to stop calling the Yeti a 'Snowrilla'
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Submit your patent requests to me, om nom nom
this is how all cats are constructed, and why they don’t like belly rubs they lay on their back to cool the power supply, but are afraid you’ll find it
US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 5d agoThe CIA put more thought into this illustration than then did the concept itself: the Acoustic Kitty
The CIA put more thought into this illustration than then did the concept itself: the Acoustic Kitty
The CIA put more thought into this illustration than then did the concept itself: the Acoustic Kitty
This patent never took off because it ended up arming the Rats of NIHM with firearms
jimpers crimpers@jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 3y agoI got a placard of my favorite patent and it's on my wall in the office :)
A lot of you are about to find out if your car has one of these: Patent for an Anti-siphoning device for fuel tanks
Fun fact: NBC universal trademarked this sound so don't you even think about hearing it in another context!
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Want to know if your idea could be a multimillion dollar patent? Draw it on a cocktail napkin and send it to me to workshop it for final approval
How do you make friends in your 30's? A one person seesaw
A US attorney general filed a patent for a big dick toilet once
Are you in a safe mental state to learn that Eddie Van Halen patented the most dudes rock patent ever?
Every day this account lives in fear of the patent office being in the news somehow
Want to know if your idea could be a multimillion dollar patent? Draw it on a cocktail napkin and send it to me to workshop it for final approval
Patent pending: cheese filtered cigarettes
Looking for this application rn, I think I spilled coffee on it earlier
Bbuad.bsky.social@buad.bsky.social · 5mo ago
@patentoffice.bsky.social United States Patent Application Inventor: David Assignee: USA Application Number: [To be assigned] Filing Date: 5/16/2026 Title: Quad‑Double Complex Arithmetic ASIC with Native QD Registers and Extended Precision Floating‑Point
A lot of you are about to find out if your car has one of these: Patent for an Anti-siphoning device for fuel tanks
Every day this account lives in fear of the patent office being in the news somehow
Patent pending: APPARATUS FOR FACILITATING THE BIRTH OF A CHILD BY CENTRIFUGAL FORCE
Congratulations to what is, we think, the very first Bluesky announced Parent for: Predicting Blowouts, something we sure could use here
Prof. R. I. Sujith@risujith.bsky.social · 12mo agoGlad to be granted a patent on prediction & control of blowout in combustion systems by @patentoffice.bsky.social. Our invention predicts the exact blowout time significantly earlier using a log periodic power law & performs control action to prevent the blowout. #USpatent #Combustion #IITM #STEM
What if I forgot and posted from my alt?
Again, I encourage all of you to remember that the alt text space is a place for more jokes
US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 6mo agoAre you in a safe mental state to learn that Eddie Van Halen patented the most dudes rock patent ever?
Are you in a safe mental state to learn that Eddie Van Halen patented the most dudes rock patent ever?
You mother fuckers are supposed to clear this shit with me
Jeff Steck@jefstec.bsky.social · 9mo agoA motorized hand that oozes lotion from its pores, patented today. US 12520926
Patent pending: DOD press conference practice hat
Patent pending: DOD press conference practice hat
