love when guys call their bike a "crit pig." thats you, a cat 3 in an empty office park. you have work on monday.
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Police using Flock to warrantless follow people across state lines is an act incompatible with our legal system--especially in a country where many things are legal in some states in criminalized in the other. First we saw it with abortion care, now we will see it with marijuana.
Cops Used Flock to Track a Man Across State Lines to Create Pretext to Search His Car for Weed
"The vehicle travels to Michigan frequently which is a known source state for marijuana as it is legal there," a probable cause justification reads.
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getting really into weather channel background jazz
a terrible boss is the stuff of both sitcoms and nightmares, and you don't get to pick your own. but what if the boss was replaced by the youtube playlist "important videos?"
The New York Times@nytimes.com · yesterdayA terrible boss is the stuff of both sitcoms and nightmares, and you don’t get to pick your own. But what if the boss was replaced by A.I.?
Brand guidelines are important because everyone needs a single source of truth to interpret as they wish
oh i am obsessed with this terrible idea and need to know what the studio paid for it
852dude@852dude.bsky.social · 2d agoThis sucks ass. When I start my car I want to be able to put my foot on the pedal and drive off. I dont want to watch an ad. A distracting ad. Right in the middle of my console. Again. This sucks ass.
some of you guys are paying a lot of money for bike tires is all i'll say
Elizabeth Picciuto@epicciuto.bsky.social · 2d agoWhat is your favorite example of when the cheap version of a product is legit better than the expensive one?
Haitians with TPS status forced to wear ankle monitors or else be detained immediately. Blue Ash, Ohio is near Cincinnati.
OLIYA SCOOTERCASTER@scootercaster.com · 2d ago"They tell me - if I want to take 2600 dollars and go to Haiti, or if I would stay here and be arrested and put that ankle monitor on my leg" Haitian asylum seeker with TPS status speaks after check in at Blue Ash Ohio ICE office.
Dulles feels half empty most of the time anyway this is awesome make it 64,000 spaces
Martin Austermuhle@maustermuhle.bsky.social · 3d agoOne part of Trump's $22 billion makeover of Dulles that's been missed is his big, beautiful, world-record 32,000-spot parking garage. That's *way* more parking than recent estimates show the airport needs, and it would tower over the historic terminal: www.notus.org/metro/dulles...
i would get mad at someone making something up too
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 3d agoCops find a stolen bike….stop…I can’t
knew i shouldn't have converted my grand jury service in may. this would've been fun
Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10mo agoJeanine Pirro becoming the Washington Generals of prosecutors.
enjoying a sweet and decadent late summer nectarine in full view of my creditors
they really called that band the "butthole surfers"
Astrology is real because I’ve never seen somebody make their birthday last as long as a Leo
getting asked about the history of chevy chase at work; they could not have chosen a more qualified respondent
Yessss i love being a prospective homebuyer
George Pearkes@peark.es · 7d ago*US MORTGAGE RATES RISE TO 6.66%, HIGHEST LEVEL IN A YEAR
you almost have to do something like city grocery stores. agenda items that (more or less) add up to good governance aren't durable. risky if anything. good governance/service delivery will A) succeed, get normalized and forgotten or B) fail and drive wall-to-wall coverage.
coworkers impressed that I earned the motorboating merit badge
women popped off with laptop in the tote held in the crook of your arm. this is elite
listening to the new rebecca black but in a straight way