christina

@formeresq.bsky.social

busy doing nothing

“There’s no way Charlie Brown had hoes-“ I’m going to stop you right there. I’m a 33 year old grown woman and I’m here to say that there are people you cannot conceive of who have hoes you cannot imagine. So yeah I bet Charlie Brown does have hoes

When someone abandons a chess match on the chess dot com app they should have to pay you five dollars. I don’t care that I took your queen in the first 4 moves. Get back in here. Finish the game like a man

Got overstimulated at the renaissance fair so every time we would walk somewhere else I would say WELL really loud and slap my thighs until everyone was like we get it we know you want to leave