There's no doubting Tip Toe was powerful television. The public have spoken via 'Massive Progressive Notes', but one review towers above the rest: "Tip hits toe hard" ... #ReallyMakesYouThink 🏳️🌈
Paul Burley
@paulburley.bsky.social
Designs things, tries to doodle, fails at sleeping, will die for cats, wants to eat Japan, quite a dork. Repeat forever. Also @paulburleyffs on other places. 📍 Manchester, England 🌐 https://linktr.ee/paulburley
The older I get the more I understand why cats just walk away mid conversation.
Why can I only hear the names of all these in Brian Butterfield’s voice?
What is it with these Weird Jesus types being wrong uns?
We can look forward to their entertaining VfM replacements, though.
Scott Bryan@scottygb.bsky.social · last wk."The BBC has confirmed Blankety Blank, Celebrity Mastermind and Live at the Apollo will not be returning." "These difficult decisions form part of the BBC’s previously announced first phase of its proposals to make £500m of savings over the next three years." www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...
I’ve watched some contemporary movies and TV shows lately and they haven’t included a breathy young woman singing Creep. Not even an orchestral version. Why the sudden drop off?
I've seen bukkake noodles on Japanese menus many times, as it happens.
aurora doll 🔞@prettyplasticpleaser.fyi · last wk.The UK: fetish content is a risk to society and should be banned The French: “we don’t give a shit what you do but don’t you fucking *dare* use foreign terms to describe it”
Man wears clothes. Meanwhile, Etonian albino nightmare, Boris Johnson, probably has his clothes tailored and then delivered by his butler: permanent scruffy cunt.
Ah, business as usual. That's more like it. #BanalWeatherPost
Man Freezing in Snow
ALT: Man Freezing in Snow
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Just read this old interview with Cilla Black in the Daily Mail.
also this is really good (red/amber/green stickers used to be common in autistic spaces, but have largely disappeared)
Ruin a book adding a word: The Big Friendly Giant Nonce.
Al the editor@altheeditor.bsky.social · 2w agoRuin a book adding a word: Rubbish Catch #22
Sylvester McCoy's Doctor with his iconic question mark penis.
Hot honey is the new Dubai chocolate which was the new pulled pork
Being bisexual is a constant internal battle. One half of my brain wants to flirt. The other half has met people.
Transphobes Can't Read@lordaslan.bsky.social · 2w agoHow does one become indoctrinated into bisexuality?
A fine example of why the BBC should not publish vox-pops (“‘Bus fare cut is no good for those who drive’ says Durham man” is literally the headline here) without challenge or context. Buses, famously the preserve of the managerial classes.
The thing about that 'What Has the BBC Ever Done for Me?' thing... is that it's on the BBC, so they're pushing against an open door. The people who really need convincing won't be watching, because they're determined to hate the BBC for being too this or not enough that. And because they are twats.
Monday. Spotify kicks things off with 'A Roller Skating Jam Named "Saturdays"' by De La Soul. Bit late with the motivational playlist there, LADZ.
Every few months, people rediscover that Substack hosts far-right bullshit and react like it's shocking new information. It's been doing that for years. I still can't get over how many self-described liberals happily keep feeding it traffic.
Rebecca Solnit@rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 3w agoAnd as a commenter welcomes, guess who just welcomed Andrew Tate onboard? Yep, Substack.
That's protective film, Dave. The tape is there to stop movement in transit. Maybe you have protective film on your actual brain, you ignoramus? #DarwinAwards
SUE-SUE-SUE! (Started saying that to my mam. She doesn't like it.)