Paul Hammond, but better

@paulghammond.bsky.social

Senior Artist at @maxinfernogames.bsky.social Artist & Illustrator & whatever. (he/him) • NO AI • http://paulghammond.com

It’s wild how when Pokemon Go first came out a bunch of folks were like “This feels like a way to crowdsource very detailed maps of the insides of public & private spaces which could be used for pretty bad reasons”.. & people were like “calm down, it’s a game!”, & guess what turned out to be true?

Got a v nice email from someone letting me know this towel I designed for @maximumfun.org last year is their fav towel & wondering if there’s a way to get another. I can’t help with that part, but honestly it was really nice to hear, because this is one of my fav things I’ve made in recent years. 🦄

A brightly coloured, illustrated towel inspired by Lisa Frank merchandise, for the Maximum Fun Co-Op. It features a flowing, psychedelic space rainbow, with planets, black holes, stars, galaxies, as well as a domed futuristic space city, dolphins, rocket ships, a dog, a polite little cat with a vest offering you a rose, and a magestic rainbow-maned unicorn, being ridden by Nutsy the MaxFun squirrel, holding a microphone. The bottom right corner features a Lisa Frank inspired MaximumFun logo. Even though I drew this, I don’t mind saying that it’s awesome and I love it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Just got one of those weird AI-generated paid-promotion book review emails about a book that is basically a perpetual day-planner / art book, with short fiction, which was published 16 years ago, and is likely close to out of print.

I was just sent a finished reference image by a coworker for a project I was about to start on, and I said “Oh wow, that’s really beautiful, who drew that one?” & she said “well, I composited it, but those are your drawings” so basically I’ll be hiding in this hole for the rest of the day.

Listen I know ad*be is awful, but if you need to use it for work, here’s something I wish I’d known SO LONG AGO. If you go to the align panel, choose "Align to Glyph Bounds", and then select "Point Text” then you can actually properly center text vertically! Imagine!

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This is really weird, but there’s a guy I don’t really like who has a tattoo of my old band, and literally every time I run into him, he says “I still have that tattoo, man!” and I’m always like “Yeah, I mean, that’s famously how tattoos work."

Constantly honing my unique skillset (putting a pot of rice on, walking away “just for a second” while waiting for it to boil, completely forgetting about it, and then running upstairs in a panic to find it boiled over and burned to the bottom of the pot)

My mother, who is perfect and wonderful, just sent me an absolutely deranged AI video about people with irish heritage (me) having a higher incidence of celiac (questionable) and it’s all extremely uncanny “people” looking at bread with devastated expressions, and then weird animations of DNA.

Imagine going back in time, into the room where Quaker execs are pitching the name “Cap’n Crunch OOPS All Berries!” and being like “Listen, this is going to sound crazy, but what you’re doing here today is going to become the foundation of SO many podcast jokes for decades to come."

Just remembered one time in highschool when I saw a local ad on tv that had a teenage weirdo in it, who looked so much like me, that it really rocked me, and I got kind of freaked out and kept worrying I was going to run into my doppelgänger somewhere in the city.

I know duckduckgo isn’t perfect, but it does allow you to easily disable ALL of the AI features from search, & everywhere else, which is huge. The biggest, absolute game-changing feature though is using duckplayer to watch any youtube video WITHOUT ADS. None. It’s a beautiful thing.

I keep thinking about a gag from Widow’s Bay where the mayor is absent-mindedly flipping thru a calendar, pics of wolves one after the other. Then a photo of a transport truck flipped in a ditch.. at which he pauses, flips back to the cover to see the title “Wolves” & then puts it back on the wall.