The Jizz Wizard 🏳️⚧️
@peetersteele.bsky.social
Writer of comical smut. https://www.literotica.com/authors/TheJizzWizard/works/stories & https://archiveofourown.org/users/TheJizzWizard Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thejizzwizard +18 only NSFW account. 44 yr old she/her Lesbian
Kurea Asuka, one of my favourite JAV performers...
Biker Daisy from my Daisies Art Zine🌼 Get it in print here⤵️ www.cominginhandy.com #nsfwart #pinup #daisy #mariokart
what do you mean Va11 Hall-A js ten years old?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT TOOK ME NEARLY TEN YEARS TO COMPLETE IT
I appreciate Mikomi Hokina's ability to not do nudity but somehow also seem to be very, very naked at the same time. Like a higher skill level of nudity. Considering she also looks like an 80s anime babe brought to life, I'm a big fan.
pretty pleased with the response this has got in such a short time. I'm glad there's people happy to give original stories a go on AO3 (I enjoy doing fan stuff too)
A wild new Adventure of Ruby has appeared! 69 Flake by TheJizzWizard - Original Work, Lesbians - Fandom archiveofourown.org/works/89735656
Boobs. Boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs. And Butts.
Yani Neko if she had to lock the fuck in and fight for the Yakuza but only if she was out of smokes and she only gets some if she wins
I'd never heard of some guy called Hank Green until the last week when everyone started moaning about Hank Green, so thanks everyone for moaning about some guy I never heard of to the point of making me aware of him. Hank Green is a thought in my brain, because of YOU.
if autism isn't real then it is by some grand coincidence that we're all so fucking annoying in like the same 6 ways
why doesn't my bathroom look like this? My life is BULLSHIT
A wild new Adventure of Ruby has appeared! 69 Flake by TheJizzWizard - Original Work, Lesbians - Fandom archiveofourown.org/works/89735656
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My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
QRP w your most popular post on bsky
QRP with your most popular piece on bsky... (oh no...)
one day I might write a Midsomer Murder fanfic which would just be Cully Barnaby slutting around Midsomer and then panickingly clearing up the trail of evidence that somehow corresponds to whatever murder her dad is investigating.
how do people know who all these youtubers are? I only know two youtubers; one is a Canadian Lesbian who chops wood and has arms I want to hump like a randy chihuahua, and the other is a Japanese lady who sleeps in her van in the countryside and gets shitfaced in her skivvies. Its fucking awesome.
listen to Chuck, cuz I love watching Sugar and hope they keep making it.
i feel like i have not heard enough buckaroos talk about the show SUGAR its just so enjoyable. great performances and if you love los angeles all the locations and cineamatography are just so neat. but honestly favorite trot is the lead character. love seeing a character that is so kind and earnest
"please don't copy it" and it's literally copied from other places that already did it 😂
in portland someone spray painted penises around potholes, and they got filled pretty immediately www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
Oh look, JK Rowling's chequebook-waving has emboldened the ADF, a Christofascist hate group that has been pouring millions into the UK to fund court cases and lobbying against abortion rights, equal marriage rights, Pride events etc., to go on the attack as well. Top standing up for women, Joanne!
Christian charities challenge Amnesty report labelling them ‘anti-rights’
A letter led by ADF International UK urges the Charity Commission to affirm that charities may engage in public debate without being labelled a threat to human rights
thecatholicherald.com
bloody hell, two very generous people helped me out immensely, thank you so much! Obviously my ko-fi is always live but emergency over so like, it's not urgent now. Again, thank you to the people who helped out!
(literally just need like £30 to cover some bills)
(literally just need like £30 to cover some bills)
😂 this had never worked before but I really am a little bit fucked this month so if you've ever enjoyed my writing and are able to kick a buck or two my way I could really do with the help! 🙏 Thanks ko-fi.com/thejizzwizard