I actually don’t want to hear about Trump’s dietician taking an odorless shit at a dinner party, thanks. I don’t even want to post about it. If you see this post, somebody hacked my account and posted it without my consent.

In this episode ill be eating everything i find under my couch. Glory to god the creator. Without Him we are nothing. Alright lets get this couch lifted up. LOTTA cat hair wow. Ok lets get started

I'm political because I am not free until everyone is free and I desperately need freedom

Out at sea, Odysseus owed his ears to me. Audit me and you ought to see I’ve been the oddest, G. I pawned a Honda Odyssey and I got 6 Gs, u gotta see it

Not asking for anything other than support here. It’s just really hard for me on Monday at 1pm when my east coast mutuals start talking about “quitting time” and “beer o’clock” I fully support and hold no prejudice about this I just prefer not to hear about it

Good morning and welcome to God's beautiful Monday. :-) You have one billion pending messages. :-) Everybody is mad at you. :-)

Friend, who chose The Amulet of Great Wealth: Haven't seen you since The Choosing, how's life? Me, who chose The Amulet of Creativity: I'm great man yeah all good super good

God, designing humans ingeniously: “When they bite their lip by accident we’re gonna make that fucker swell up real stupid-like so they keep fucking biting it. Were it not so, all would be in vain.”

Odd, I see, I ought to see The Oddysey, out at sea… Odyssey lauded, see? Audit seer for a prophecy. I don’t know there’s something here but i just don’t know

Why say “Top 5 and it’s NOT number 5” ??? What you mean is Top 4, my friend.

There are rich layers on this one. I like the idea that Homer is a youth pastor and Polyphemus is Jesus

paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner)@danlehner.bsky.social · 6d ago

[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody

Let's abolish products

Thanks so much to everyone who has sent support so far! I'm at $375/2085 now. If you have any money to spare, I could really use help with my mortgage payment that's coming due soon. My kid deserves a roof over her head. Any amount helps! Sharing also helps! Have a great day. ❤️

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My understanding of these pulley systems is that you gain mechanical advantage, but also have to pull a longer length of rope. How long does the rope have to be to hit the forces here?? (Not pretending to worry about friction so don’t even ask)

Randall Munroe@xkcd.com · last wk.

Recursive Trucker's Hitch xkcd.com/3276/

Coδler Pop be hitting fr

i’m nice on here@littleerik.bsky.social · 2w ago

the sodas in this fridge promotional image look so fucking good

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

Apparently so did whoever chose the binomial

Jen C Mars@jencmars.bsky.social · 3w ago

I like their big silly heads Cratomus megacephala

currently at 45/545 I really need some help! Please support if you are able, I'm falling behind this week.

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one of the few things the socialist and working class movement can have on its side is its numbers

This does not mean give up or stop it means go harder and get more people involved

Jesus, don’t cry Chicago, you can rely on us honey

Chris Steller@chrissteller.bsky.social · 3w ago

Someone just sent me this photo from Chicago, unbelieveable

Clark Buffalo Wild Wings

kim@kimmymonte.bsky.social · 3w ago

your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals

Smugly posting this before eating a bowl of full fat dairy ice cream and giving myself diarrhea anyway

drewtoothpaste@drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 3w ago

every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally

I have enough for the rest of my days

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A bicycle is sort of the pogo stick of cars, if you think about it