Hot dog at night, diner's delight Hot dog at dawn, I am God's pawn
I apologize @shanellejackson.bsky.social It was rude of me to say you would get beat by 40 points when you only got beat by 38 and change.
Tom Waits voices Cookie Monster??
CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · 2d agoCookie Monster's Take Me Out To The Ballgame
From around 1997 through 2005, I feel like indie bands were on a mission to come up with the most annoying singer
Weird choice in the movie when they used a silver Jews song and changed the lyrics to “you’re the only Odd-I-See”
Who is the fictional character you relate to the most
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Bryce@brycebryce.bsky.social · 6d agoWho is the fictional character you relate to the most
Who is the fictional character you relate to the most
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Bryce@brycebryce.bsky.social · 6d agoWho is the fictional character you relate to the most
moderate democrats don’t even talk about healthcare anymore they just look at you like this
ENERGIZED ELECTORATE: there will never be a better time to forge a party identity and platform that can be a juggernaut for decades AND win now, you just need to want that DEMOCRATIC PARTY ESTABLISHMENT: ahh we're out then lol 🫰🙂 yo u you got any cash
Men would rather put on the makeup, costuming, and character of Ebeneezer Scrooge, and show up to Comic-Con, than go to therapy.
Don’t know how I was subscribed to this fucker but “James carville” just sent me an email on his behalf
Dropped out of school before puberty
Cato Institute@cato.org · 3w agoHow did you become a libertarian? We sat down with 10 scholars and staff at the Cato Institute—with different origin stories, areas of expertise, and concerns—to find out how they came to libertarianism, what gives them hope, and what they would fix first if they could. https://ow.ly/ObOn50Zp4W9
As a huge Alan Moore fan back in the day, I almost cried in the theater because of how awful the Watchmen rendition was
Defector@defector.com · 3w agoWhat's the worst movie you've ever watched in a theater? defector.com/whats-the-wo...
@goodboy.bsky.social South Side is awesome, good call! On episode 8 now
1 of 5 news headlines these days is: ‘Losers Still Crushed Under Weight of Loneliness After Installing App on Phone’
She wants to be a bride. Tell her she’s pretty (she did this, not me!)
Me: I thought up the dumbest post so I won’t send it out Everyone: please Mark Drigs! post it! Me: gangster Alanis morissette is like: one hand on my glocket
Jim Carrey had some great comedic lines like, “alrighty then” and “do not go in there”.
Just got done with a meditation retreat and here are a couple dumb post ideas I had 🧵
I’ve been getting a lot of free meals at restaurants since I started filling my pockets with hair