the old ladies at work seem to be smoking a lot more than usual. I wonder what’s going on

oftentimes people will post in regards to what they think will feel "so good" but the truth is that nothing feels good

drinking a beer then taking a shower then sending my resignation in

I support women’s rights and women’s triumphs

STRETC.BMF

these days many people are up and at em

spiraling series of lies about having lived in Europe for a couple years after accidentally revealing I can instantly convert women’s shoe sizes from EU to US in my head

the year is 2039. unemployment is 17%. interest rates are the highest since 1980. the only bill congress is considering is one that will allow you to use your monthly Soda Stipend on those probiotic drinks

a beautiful guest

the only woman who could have ever loved me was Cha-Cha DiGregorio as portrayed by Annette Charles in 1978's 'Grease'

Ariana Grande is taking time off to hang out with me and reread the Aubrey-Maturin series

banff

are there any good tv shows currently on the air that I should know about

okay time to review the formal, written job offer 😀

greg, "The Big Biscuit"@2x2l.bsky.social · 7d ago

heard through informal channels they're working on getting me some more $$$ before making an offer

one thing that’s surprised me about my 30s and 40s is how much people know about that Third Eye Blind, which I could have hummed for you but didn’t know the name of or words to until maybe the late 2010s and only because other people kept referencing it

just remembered how I had to get my nuts felt up by an old man every time I wanted to play sports or go to camp between the ages of like 11 and 15

Hey man they’re putting our carcasses in a big industrial drum and doing a sort of vibrating boil wash to get the last usable bits of meat off us tonight if you wanna come thru

every movie made before 1955 was set in one big giant ornate living room

oh yeah that used to be a big deal back when things mattered

i need a big sword a big powerful sword that i will use to destroy my enemies

I’m not saying it would be good or bad if several nukes had hit the Bay Area in 2002 but is something you can think about

it’s safe to be on the ground most of the time

now to settle upon a Sunday afternoon movie to watch while I eat a Big Sandwich

I suppose I'm about 15-20 years too late to make a fortune off my screenplay for 'Robotany Bay', a steampunk adventure set in an alternative history version of 1880s Sydney

nice joke, lol, reminds me of this unrelated political thing i can’t stop talking about

they should have dug those World War I trenches some places that weren't so muddy and desolate

I was startled by a knock at my back door but it turned out it was just one of the feral kittens goofing around

we need more Bill Paxton

boys you're gonna have to work on your netiquette if you're hoping to land one of those online girlfriends