I’m sorry, the stupid gray uniforms are bad enough but we have to watch them wear that shit TWICE, *and* they’re going to wear the ice uniforms from last year again? This sucks ass
Peter Berkes
@peterberkes.bsky.social
1992 NFL Defensive Player of the Year. Beers should cost $3.
Every time I scroll past a picture of Abdul El-Sayed, I very briefly think it’s the Chateau Garbage guy from instagram. This will be the end of my analysis.
Sufficiently immersion breaking to cause me to delete my FM save ass transfer
Ben Jacobs@jacobsben.bsky.social · yesterday🚨 BREAKING: Mo Salah set to join Trabzonspor on a two-year contract as a free agent. Trabzonspor confirm they have "begun negotiations". Verbal agreement already in place with Salah with the move set to be formalised this week.👑
More like shaman of Fred Dürstenburg
In 10,000 years they’re going to be unearthing this guys remains and talking about him like the shaman of Bad-Dürrenburg when in fact he just drank too much white monster and had a heart attack outside of Gainesville
The Onion@theonion.com · yesterdayShaman Named Dwayne
Have never heard of this person before but this is such powerful British pedophile physiognomy and that appears to be 100% accurate. Boris Johnson-type Pokémon. Assume he never did a day of manual labor is his life.
The National@scotnational.bsky.social · 2d agoBREAKING: Sunday Times and Sun columnist Rod Liddle has died aged 66 after a short illness
She had that shit on like few people in history
jordan@jordantyranny.bsky.social · 3d agoThe shaman of Bad Dürrenberg are the remains of a 25-35 year old woman, who was buried 8600 to 9000 year ago in Germany. Around her, were the remains of an extraordinary head-dress, made from the bones and teeth of different animals such as deer, wild boar, crane and turtle.
Kids love asking you to make them a specific thing for breakfast, not eating it, asking for a second thing for breakfast instead, and then not eating that either. And also getting extremely mad about it, for some reason. If you see me on the news later, at least you’ll know why.
Yes the Osimhen rumor is made entirely of nothing but all he does is score a shitload of goals and all Spurs’ attackers are buttcheeks, I *need* this to work out.
I know it’s my bad for looking at my phone and expecting anything good to happen but relitigating the US covid response has absolutely fucking set me off.
See, this is the type of tweet you're allowed to screenshot
Dude looks like he has some 19th century wasting disease. Must be tough to have hollow bones. Looking like a vampire with fangs that can’t break the skin.
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 7d agoSeven-byline alert: 🚨 “.. the $20bn hedge fund founded by former OpenAI employee Leopold Aschenbrenner, has sought to raise fresh capital from investors after suffering heavy losses during the recent rout in AI stocks.” @financialtimes.com www.ft.com/content/2803...
You can tell Infantino has spent too much time hanging out with Trump, hes trying to do the openly disgusting corruption thing but doesn’t have the inexplicable force of personality to get away with it.
My wife just showed me doll mom videos and I’m having a hard time processing just how much I hate it.
An enchanting night at the ballpark with Robert F. Kennedy
treb@treblaw.bsky.social · 7d agostanding at the outfield bar at a minor league baseball game where a Trump voter is drunk and loudly complaining about democratic socialism, and I finally look over and this guy has literally pissed his basketball shorts. It's dripping lol
The eternal dance resumes once again
Peter Berkes@peterberkes.bsky.social · 2w agoI wish I loved anything as much as my kids love screaming at me and getting mad after I give them what they asked for. Very cool knowing “can I watch an extra show” is going to result in an even bigger argument once it’s over, for some reason.
Have seen this post like 10 times and I’m only now realizing the players name isn’t Grungo Law
Matt Fortuna@mattfortuna.bsky.social · last wk.Temple has joined the jersey patch game, partnering with personal injury firm Grungo Law on a multi-year football deal. Grungo Law is the first law firm to appear on a D1 jersey, per the school.
Was going to take the kids to get new sheets and comforters today, and asked my 8yo if there was anything in particular she wants. 2 minutes later we’re having an intense argument because she will NOT accept anything that doesn’t have dragons on it. She’s also never expressed interest in them before
One thing I admire about my close personal friend Hucklebuckets is that he really does live this, absolute steady eddie ass.
“Hucklebuckets”@hucklebuckets.bsky.social · last wk.one thing i've done a pretty thorough about face on the past couple years is rejecting despair as a default. i have a good life and am very fortunate in many ways so might be easy for me to say but just in general i can't abide dooming about everything all the time
Heir to the Duchy of Mecklenburg-Vorpommern
The Sleeper's Sleep@thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · last wk.Karl Mecklenburg
I know it’s a brutal job market right now but I’m so fucking tired of hearing “they really liked you but ended up offering to someone else” cool man glad they liked me but not quite enough. That’s awesome, I can feed my kids and pay my mortgage with that.
We got these for one single game last year. Nike really is the worst uniform maker on the planet, FUCK
