Ten days since the World Cup finished and I haven't taken down the wall chart yet. Am I supposed to wait for Twelfth Night?
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Orchestras playing the William Tell Overture and not playing the rest of the opera. Fucking teasing us!
Sure are a lot of old books where the title just turns out to be the name of some house.
Tomorrow’s match will be nasty and scrappy, played in a stadium where the air is thick with gunk and looking on will be the newest football understander, Donald Jesus Trump. It might only end 1-0. England v France was the real final haha.
This is the best third place playoff match I’ve ever seen at a World Cup.
Phlebotomist, putting tape and cotton wool ball on the puncture site: "leave that on for an hour" Me, 2.5 hours later: "Is it glued on with super glue?! It's never coming off! Help!"
Thomas Tuchel's plan to give us hope and then snatch it away at the last minute has certainly worked.
The England fans should sing the Mike Flowers Pops arrangement of Wonderwall.
Sam Matterface is what happens if you give the work experience kid the job.
🎶 Kane, mis-kicked the ball. Isn't it tall, Norwegian wall... 🎵
On BBC 1 now a brilliant ex-player with an accent so thick you can't understand a word he says. And sitting next to Wayne Rooney is Cesar Azpilicueta.
In politics, we’re torn between ideals and practicalities, aspirations and realities, the world as we want it, and as we find it But one day a manifesto comes along that reconciles both in every pledge. A rare moment of clarity and hope
Astonished to discover that Saint Boniface will be standing against Nigel Farage in Clacton.
Last round-of-16 match in progress. Quarter finals start on Thursday. WHAT THE HELL ARE WE GOING TO DO TOMORROW?
Colombia v Switzerland being referred to as Charlie v The Chocolate Factory.
Remember, when Nigel Farage says he's a "man of the people" the people in question are cunts.
love him or loathe him, there's one thing you absolutely can't deny about Nigel Farage: he's a cunt
Looking forward to England v Mexico tonight. What time is kickoff?
Whenever I see such American comments I remind them that you can't get decent Indian food in Wyoming.
Victoria Redfern@victoriaredfern.bsky.social · last mo.I'm not linking, but it will not surprise you to hear that the Yanks are at it again. They've made England v Mexico about food.
Ruin a film by adding a letter... Stairgate. Shaving Private Ryan Parashite
Women's sanitary product ad: "With our discreet product you can live your best life with confidence. Know what we mean? <wink> <wink>" Men's sanitary product ad: "Getting piss in your pants? We soak up the piss so it doesn't make your pants wet! Say goodbye to pissy pants!"
Bilbo Baggins on drums. Galadriel on bass guitar. Legolas on keyboard and guitar. Gollum on lead vocals and guitar. Ladies and gentlemen it's... Tolkien Heads.
Nowadays people are, rightly, wary about personal information being made public, but it wasn't long ago when most households in Britain were given a free directory containing the name, address and phone number of almost every adult in their local area.