i have a feeling many of you will be normal about this
The Petroglyphs
@petroglyphs.bsky.social
21, transbian plural hypnoswitch dollmouse (she/squeak/it) Ophelian High Enchantress https://pronouns.cc/@petroglyphs 18+ cis men, kindly fuck off, i am not your gooner material
i have invented a new word. Its called Train. You can use this word to call a like the thing thats on the tracks : 🚂
Miles Morales: Ultimate Spider-Man (2014, 12 issues) by Brian Michael Bendis (7/10) Honestly, I think my issues with this comic mainly just stem from it being set in the Ultimate universe. Like, I do enjoy a lot of the dialogue (specifically Miles's quips and the like), the tone just feels...off, I
as a Dutch dormousegirl who's married to her sister this song was made for me holy shit youtu.be/2fg7w49UnGA?...
windmill in old amsterdam (I saw a mouse) Ronnie Hilton
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Reading up on the execution of the romanovs. For porn reasons, of course
if saligadoo + mitchikaboo + bibbidibobbidiboo = bibbidibobbidiboo, then therefore saligadoo + mitchikaboo = 0. we can thus infer that mitchikaboo could also be written as -saligadoo
remember the boss baby? well this is what he looks like now. feel old yet?
YOU - …I don't want to masturbate on the street, okay? ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.
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you know, Anerica sucks in a lot of ways, but i do understand the love of corn that shit is awesome
"castling is frotting for cis guys" - @hanaper.bsky.social
getting real Oedipal T4T with it in the bedroom (fucking a girl who is my Mom and killing a girl who is my Dad)
look, what if instead of actually dealing with my insecurities and impostor syndrome regarding my cultural identity, what if, hear me out, what if i was just horny about it instead
monthly begging post: we are an agender thing, mentally disabled enough to be useless and depersonalized. we are isolated in russia. need 25k RUB to pay rent on August 10th and save ~1k for utility bills ($327 or 288 EUR). as usual, we only have boosty so only cards work boosty.to/redtippedbra...
Remnants of Onyx - Exploring new ways of bottomfeeding!
Onyx is the shaky name and survival despite being completely unfit to live is our game! Occasional posts of dubious quality!
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guy who has a fetish for "anime girl in an american flag bikini" art because he views it as an extension of his fetish for "heroine is corrupted into joining the villains" hentai
Seeing people still horny for TP's Midna in the year of our lord 2026 reminds me that for all we've lost, we've hung on to those things that matter most. Also this.
Thors (2015, 4 issues) by Jason Aaron (6/10) I don't know about this one. I do want to like it cause it does have a good story that I enjoyed. I think maybe I just don't like the genre of cop procedural. I've never seen Ultimate Thor before but I was really starting to like him, to the comics credit
i loved that bit in teenage sex and death at camp misma where little death came in and said its deathin time and then totally came all over the place
Deciding "goblin mode" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been banged by your Albanian boyfriends and it SHOWS.
throw me into the pit of despair and i'll come back pregnant