INSULINDIAN PHASMID - And when you fall we will come to raise you up, bud from you, banner-like, blossom from you and carry you apart in a sky funeral. In honour of your passing. (But not me, because I am just a leaf eater.)
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I am like if a gamer was also a girl who was gay.
JBRs art isnt for everyone, but if this /is/ for you, then you're about to have a great day.
JBR@jetblackraider.itch.io · 3d ago(it's boobs) this lady malys (don't @ me this was before her model came out)
if you love roguelikes with slow incremental progression and a high chance of death, you'll love transgender.
Watching people im the LGS buying magic cards with the exact tone and cadence of smokers picking up a pack. Inhale deeply my sisters. We are damned but damned together. Oh no that's star wars unlimited?? You are no sister of mine
Seeing people still horny for TP's Midna in the year of our lord 2026 reminds me that for all we've lost, we've hung on to those things that matter most. Also this.
u all want a 30-something dommy mommy but ur never prepared for the homestar runner references that are part of the package
Harrison Ford, the actor behind loveable scoundrels Han Solo and Indiana Jones, started his career as an on-set carpenter. That makes him a roguelike deckbuilder.
Exams don't really test our knowledge, they test your ability to take that exam. First and foremost, if you studied for stuff that could have been but didn't end up on the test - well sucks to be you. Secondly, it's a static situation, you can't explore, verify, probe, etc.
Friends with benefits is overrated. Let’s have rivals with benefits
I keep seeing Sex+ in people's bios and, IDK man, I'm just exhausted, does everything need to become a premium subscription service?
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
Going to make everyone mad by calling baseball "Australian-rules cricket."
In Final Fantasy X, Auron keeps one of his arms in a sling and has alcohol on him at all times. This is a reference to the fact that he is 35.
like the energy drinks I consume, I too am a monster and a zero ultra
It's my birthday, so everyone should share how great I am and tell your pals about my cool studio in Pawtucket.
Ryan - New England Photographer@bostonphotographer.bsky.social · last mo.If you think it's too hot outside, why not find out how hot it can get in the studio (but in a metaphorical sense, it is air conditioned because I'm not a monster). Book today at www.ryanrichardsonphotography.com
Me: Sitting down very carefully and painfully My friend: "How was your trip? Did you meet that cute girl?" Me, with a carefully blank expression: "Maybe"
the only Lindsey Graham take I'll have is that I couldn't care less if he was gay. if he was that makes him kind of a more pathetic brand of shitty but shit is shit you know. you being homophobic about it is fucked up though. like I said: shit is shit no matter who you are
Logging in each morning is: -World bad -Girls pretty -Friends going through it -We make art. We sometimes make rent. We endure -log back off
Gurren Lagann is correct about its central conceit that the entirety of the power of the human spirit is ignited at the intersection of hope, belief, faith & trust. And that despair not only limits imagination but is also a spiritual death that leaves us helpless when facing humanity’s adversaries.
gf: you must live your life in a way that people don't post crab rave after you die
grainy dispatch@grainydispatch.bsky.social · 4w agoJUST IN: U.S. SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM PASSED AWAY FROM BRIEF & SUDDEN ILLNESS- OFFICE OF U.S. SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM, AS PER REUTERS X
wishing I had a wife but being too scared to act on it, which is a condition that I refer to as yearned helplessness
I did wonder if I had dreamed this in a gin fuelled state but no. This is where we are. A nation watching a farcical joke candidate who degrades the very concept of representative democracy take on a man with a bin on his head.
Jessica Elgot@jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 4w agoNEW - Greens won’t stand in Clacton. So it is Nigel Farage versus Count Binface.
