phantom
@phantomdgk.bsky.social
- tired dev - AI >slop< hater - coffee addict
who vibecoded this fuckass app that I can't see my fucking timeline
oh I'm loving this game so much!! It’s awesome seeing such a unique title get the praise it actually deserves
Big Walk has sold over 1 million units
I got so entertained watching my wife play Balatro that I almost starved myself to death
ain't no way opus 5 dropped on the one day I'm not actively developing anything
let's see how long I can keep pushing ai generated code into prod without even testing it until everything breaks
omg yay I'm finally facing my first actual cloud scalability problem at work and I'm about to lose my mind 🥳 🎉
genuinely unfollowing every single person supporting Argentina rn. can't take ts anymore 💔
I can't believe that I am starting to articulate myself like a fuckin LLM
huge thanks to the brilliant person who suggested letting Claude use kaomojis instead of standard emojis
I solemnly swear from this moment forward I'll never larp again. Is that okay, king of the larpers?!
I can't stand google AI's overview blatantly lying to me and saying "Oh, you're right 😁 I apologize for my mistake" every time I correct it
the best version of myself lies within this app. I just have to find it somewhere.