I've been doing hobbies today. The air quality is Orange.
Franken Phil
@philisit.bsky.social
Flappin' my arms, I began to cluck (Quack-quack) Look at me, I'm the disco duck
6k+ likes on an AI Liberal meme boosting Reagan and Reagan-era politics. Liberal, mind you:
I was thinking about them rebooting the X-Files, and the original leaned heavily into a Roswell/JFK assassination conspiracy theory aesthetic that feels ancient now when it was still passable in the 90's.
I had a candy over the weekend that was a Nerds Gummy Cluster-style marshmallow with a jelly center, and just four of five of those dyed my entire digestive tract blue.
It's kind of weird that Tom Hiddleston has been in two shows featuring the eruption of Pompeii.
The Reflecting Pool discourse has been going on for four months and eleven days. I went back and counted.
Every Republican president this century has had it out against box cutters.
Trump: "We have photographs or tapes -- like moving cameras, right? -- where people are on the side cutting it with a box knife."
People are only now commenting on the AI slop the Blue Wave Lib bots post on the Discover Page that feature Peanuts or Looney Tunes characters that get 10,000 likes. Whatever you think this site is, that's all it is. Just bots posting AI memes to each other all day.
Someone is moving into the murder house next door tomorrow and I don’t know if they know it’s a murder house. Hopefully they’re not murdered.
Every dollar spent on social services is, in some sense, a theft from the weapons industry
There was a short period where mobile games were getting celebrities to hock their goods online, and now all the ads are AI slop.
The Discover Page is full of AI images like this one -and specifically this one- featuring Peanuts or Looney Tunes Characters asking, "Is he dead yet?" or this liberal meme-style Abundance suggestion:
This place is predominantly Blue Wave Lib bots sending the same AI generated memes back and forth to each other, so on the Discover page there's an AI drawing of Trump being stabbed by a little girl, and imagine getting investigated by the Secret Service for an AI meme.
"An article? I better hop online and post about it!" *Slyly to the side in a whisper:* "I'm an intellectual."
“What you need to do is oil up, get on a trampoline, spread your cheeks and jump up your own ass.”
I didn't watch Black Panther 2 and I have no idea how he has a 35-year-old son in Black Panther 3.
The government takes my tax dollars, then gives them to Ukraine, who gives them to Right Wing influencers. A perfect system!
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every day i feel like we're experiencing some kind of societal gas leak
A weird thing in the Discover tab is that there's AI pics of Supergirl all over the place like there aren't better depictions of her by real artists. "Oh, but I wanted her to have bigger tits." You're quite literally talking about Power Girl.
Remembering Hulk Hogan on the anniversary of his death (as a piece of shit).