Does anyone have a milkweed garden bed? I want to start one this year and I'm wondering if I should add a structure to encourage the caterpillars to j-hang nearby, since it's fun to watch them 🌱 any input on what they like would be helpful.
Bebe 'Electronic Tonalities' Barron
@phlox.bsky.social
nobody knows I'm a hot dog. She/her. 31.
Mr. Miyazaki sir, I love your movies about how capitalism and the destruction of nature are evil, I made a shitty facsimile of them in a computer that drains reservoirs, do you like it
Pittsburgh, there's a federal grand jury that's very active right now, seems to be investigating last year's graffiti case. If you are contacted by the FBI or receive a subpoena to the grand jury, you should tell everyone you know and call the Federal Public Defender 412-644-6565.
Sam Altman has never been more washed. Green text posting to whine about how nobody is impressed by his unimpressive unsustainable software. Too big to be acquired, too shitty to go public, unprofitable forever, OpenAI, I live for this shit
Finally got one of my poems in the New Yorker kind of
They just did the "Carlton Cam" during the TV timeout and didn't put Will Smith on the jumbotron to make him do it, this is the worst thing you've done all season @sixersnba.bsky.social
I know it's not a popular stance these days but I really hate the group of three little old guys who follow me around betting on everything I do. I'm starting to smell like the weird, yellow liquor they drink
also ppl who keep track of the number of sexual partners they have, once they're past the age of like, 22, are weirdos with an agenda. unless your total is like 3 people that's fine to be aware of it, but once you've slept with more than 20ppl why on earth are you still counting?
i made a more sympathetic bumper sticker for the anti elon tesla club people
when I was super young I worked for the guy who booked her first tour and he was like "I made Courtney Love famous, apologies" and I know my bullshit detector has always been finely tuned cause I was like "yo fuck this guy" on sight and he proved himself to be a huge dickweed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
guy who doesn't understand weekly pickup schedules and just puts his trash cans out when he sees everyone else doing it
my bohemian parents: let's keep this archival piece of political art in a cheap acrylic frame in the unventilated kitchen for 55 years me: im dropping a literal grand to preserve this piece forever more
Bebe 'Electronic Tonalities' Barron@phlox.bsky.social · 2y agotax return hit the bank today 💫 gonna get some art framed because, as you know, that is the single most expensive thing a girl can do
tax return hit the bank today 💫 gonna get some art framed because, as you know, that is the single most expensive thing a girl can do
Bebe 'Electronic Tonalities' Barron@phlox.bsky.social · 2y agookay I used FreeTaxUSA and it was actually pretty easy and I'm getting a fat return because of being laid off 👍👍 only cost me one good Sunday afternoon (a crime in and of itself)
In a just society today would be New Year's Day. Don't you feel the year about to begin? Don't you see the daffodils and hyacinths pushing up out of the cold dark earth and know something better is coming?
I found out today that one of my friends has been slacking off so hard in one of his jobs that he got another job to fill the time, and then he got a promotion at the first job. I was like, "you are my hero" 🤩
“limited time offer” yeah dude everything is, it’s called the passage of time
In a just society today would be New Year's Day. Don't you feel the year about to begin? Don't you see the daffodils and hyacinths pushing up out of the cold dark earth and know something better is coming?
Can anyone on GardenSky 🌱 share their seed starting set up? I have always done direct sowing into my garden beds but this year I want to bring the process inside and I need some inspo for supplies and set up :)
software update tonite 👀 software update tonight queen?? software update tonite 👀
my man can't keep a job but he really can get a job which I think is really hot and based
Bebe 'Electronic Tonalities' Barron@phlox.bsky.social · 2y agohe got the job!!! Happy bebe!
looking at my avocado toast this morning like "bbgirl you used to run the world"
The best thing going on in my life rn is that Jimmy Butler plays on The Warriors and having a great fucking time apparently