why is it called antivenin when you of in the hot venom of out cold suck the venom
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38 y/o cishet polyamorous miniaturist offtank he/they my views do not represent the frog
*explains to my date* “well the sandlerverse hard-reset after little nicky merged with chubs’s hand bones and sped up time, so this version is actually gappy hilmore”
*gestures at the sun* “this guy bothering you?”
tired of all these unskippable molly brown cutscenes
*sara bareilles voice* pump up the lungs with me let the words fall out honestly i wanna see you to blave
finally got that hard-knock-life diagnosis
do boy band members usually align with the 5 colors of mana? i don’t know
comedians at the cow club be like: please don’t tip the waitstaff
incel types with their flushable wipes say ayyy ooh ayyy ohhh aaaayyyyoooaaayyyooooooo
If a biologist's reaction to being asked "what is DNA" was to go "UGH I CAN'T EVEN WITH YOU PEOPLE" i'd probably write that person off as not a credible biologist
Our uncs are becoming chopped at an alarming rate. If we do not act quickly our strategic unc reserve may become totally washed.
how much do you think it would cost to commission a musician for like 7-15 two-second leitmotifs? i want pathfinder to fuckin slap
CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today? HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
shocking new Daily Slate polling reveals vast majority of women would rather spend the night with a saber-toothed tiger than their own husband
I had a feeling this was the case. The DNC suddenly deciding to take up a position just because it's both incredibly popular and also the right thing to do would be wildly out of character.
✫✫LVN✫✫@urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 5d agoYeah, actually…it’s just flat out untrue. It’s not official *at all*. Yikes. And people are gonna be repeating this as if it is bc it’s convenient.
perfect obama liberal, full to bursting with ‘i fumbled a baddie and i’m going to make it all of your problem’ energy
Icewind Dale Gribble@phyrexianmetamour.bsky.social · 5d agosorkin sucks, he can only tell one story and it’s the time he had to work with his ex girlfriend
We would simply have no way of knowing if Nanny Muppetbaby and Wilson Homeimprovement were the same chick
First they adopt you and then they leash you and then they sterilize you and then you win
What’s Storm’s favorite kind of salami uncured bc there’s nothing wronng with ya
eminem was really walking around in the bizarre summer of 1999 like “this stan loser could be anyone”
if brie larsen is too busy i’ll let inde navarette strangle me for 3 onscreen minutes
can we pretend brian thompson was a school so amerikkkans stop talking about it
Cant wait for idiots to call X-men casting woke because X-men is objectively the most woke comic series ever created.
i don't know what weapons woke 3 will be fought with but woke 4 will be fought with sticks and stones
Unironically yes, the entire image of the Senate as a site of comity stems from decades of a tacit agreement on white supremacy. It’s why Joe Biden loved Strom Thurmond.
Eigen Blockchain@gizmotronic.bsky.social · 7d agoThis is the bipartisanship that people long for. When there were enough racists in both parties that no matter how much arguing the parties did they could still unite in hating black people.