Ryan Grove

@pie.gd

I like movies and pie! I build things at SmugMug. You might remember me from the thing with the guy in the place. https://wonko.com

I don't think we worry enough as a species about how easy it would be for a spider to crawl across our toothbrushes. I bet it happens all the time.

A comprehensive list of companies and executives that have cited AI-related productivity gains as the justification for layoffs is going to be a very useful decision-making aid over the next few years. We're all keeping one, right?

The immigration system is set up like coming to America is a privilege America bestows and applicants should grovel for, when in fact immigration is a gift that America desperately requires. We should be begging people to come here, not erecting further barriers.

I'd like to thank the state of California for providing a constant reminder that literally everything is slowly poisoning me.

I got the first news alert about the cruise ship hantavirus outbreak within minutes of discovering a bunch of fresh mouse poop in our garage. For several surreal seconds, I thought the Washington Post was reporting about an outbreak in my own house.

Imagine being a mouse and just effortlessly pooping perfectly consistent little cylindrical poops all day long, no matter what garbage you eat. We should all be so lucky.

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

Violence is the only remaining source of authority for a government that no longer has the consent of the governed. Every act of violence is an admission of weakness.

It's remarkable how unwieldy the Google Docs comment UX is for having discussions about specific content within a document given that (I would estimate) millions of people use it for this every day.

Was starting to worry that we were gonna have a garbage night without a high wind advisory but nope, there it is, right on schedule.

Watching movie characters try to dispose of a body: “You idiots! You absolute fools! You’re doing it all wrong!” Disposing of an actual body: “Well fuck me this is harder than it looks. I hope no one’s watching me right now.”

Slack pro tip: be sure to always check the "Also send to [channel]" checkbox before sharing your wisdom in a long and complex thread! It'll help everyone understand that they can ignore all the other opinions and focus on yours.

Screenshot of a Slack thread text input field with a big red arrow pointing at the "Also send to #engineering" checkbox. Behind the arrow, the contents of the message in progress are, "I haven't been involved in any prior meetings or discussions about this and haven't looked at this channel in weeks, nor did I bother reading any of the preceding messages in this thread, but as the most powerful person in this channel, here's what I think..."

My brain likes to wake me up at dawn for no reason at all, regardless of when I went to sleep. Even when I'm wearing a total blackout face mask and ear plugs, it knows. The end of daylight saving time is the start of daylight zombie time for me. Do not approach me between November and March.

One of the huge perks of working at a software company is, when there's something about the product that bothers you personally, you can get your hands dirty and find out why it's basically impossible to get fixed

If you can break my code without making the tests fail then that’s a little bit your fault and a lot my fault.

Woke up laughing in the middle of the night with two words emblazoned on my murky consciousness: ROBOT SHART I don’t know where this came from, but the more I interrogate the concept, the funnier it gets.

"Can everyone see my screen?" is the ossified consequence of the UX failures of early video conferencing tools. Software is better now and we can usually see your screen! The question is no longer useful, but it will forever be part of the screen sharing dance. Usability matters.