went into a cafe yesterday while i was out and i got a chai and they asked what milk i wanted i was like “whole is fine” and then the two baristas behind the counter started hooting and hollering and being like “yeah hole is fine” “yeahhh hole is more than just fine for me”

my gf loves to ask me shit like “do you think i’m more evil than you” and “which titty do you like more”

somebody left a suspicious my hand shaped mark on my wife’s butt. we gotta get to the bottom of this

this is exactly what being at the grand canyon feels like

got told i overstuff my sandwiches at work like ok? my steak too juicy, lobster too buttery? i’m giving the people what they want

coming home without my girlfriend here gotta be top 3 worst feelings, next to getting shot in the chest 12 times and also dying

feeling rather old and decrepit but in a kind of hot and sexy way lately

it is just me and my hernia belt against the world

i’m about $150 away from my goal just to get the scan and see the surgeon pls give me an extra boost 🙏

frankie@pisskink.bsky.social · 2mo ago

if anyone could help or share this around i would really appreciate it, i got kicked off of medicaid and i was ready and able to get this surgery months ago while i was still on it and the surgeon told me to wait. now its worse and an emergency and will cost thousands of dollars.

if anyone could help or share this around i would really appreciate it, i got kicked off of medicaid and i was ready and able to get this surgery months ago while i was still on it and the surgeon told me to wait. now its worse and an emergency and will cost thousands of dollars.

i am sad to be moving but i’m happy to have experienced it at all

it’s my birthday :D

there’s something deeply evil and sinister about dave england

listen i know i already look incredibly Sicilian all the time but @glassangel.bsky.social gave me this shirt the other day and it’s really hamming it up

selling all my cameras has me feeling some type of way but i’m glad they’re going to homes where they’ll get used and not sit in my closet for another decade

marty and luna keep mirroring each other

@glassangel.bsky.social sleepwalked into my room last night and sat on the floor at the foot of my bed in the dark ☹️

PS Vita bong rip

what the hell, sure

covered myself in milk 30 mins into my 9 hour shift

they don’t make bald people take their hats off at the airport. they’ll die

cigarettes $4 in alabama i might have to fold

yearning for the great big nothing again

please stop asking me my opinion on the blue girl i have a job

cut all my hair off. eating an apple with prismo

@wormwitch.bzky.team is visiting, came upstairs to this with her nowhere to be found

i just call it powder, that’s how garlic my mind is becoming

just remembered going outside is fun

just ran a cool ranch dorito across an open wound and it sealed instantly