"you gotta be scared green cat if you like old men whimpering and moaning for you." me:
Vogel ๐ Brazilian Emil Sinclair ๐
@pistorius.bsky.social
๐ฃ Vogel - 2002 - it/he - R18/R18G MDNI - I will post weird shit - depraved pervert - Dr. Selfcest - #FREAK ๐ฃ โญ hesse - mairuma - crtoa/crk - pjm - hndr - bachi (not spoiler free) โญ ๐ https://vgen.co/palebluemoon ๐ ๐โ๏ธ https://tetratto.com/@pistorius โ๏ธ๐ ๐ซAI๐ซ
jerk off all trades, master of cum
Anddddd adding "dude that's dick skin tight" to my vocabulary as well. Whatever that means.
Vogel ๐ Brazilian Emil Sinclair ๐@pistorius.bsky.social ยท 1h agoJoel's streams have always had a very VERY intense impact on my vocab since the windows destruction days but nothing has gotten me as bad as "haha yeah sometimes" and "that's great, but how do you REALLY feel" since they're not situational. You can just say these and people get mad and it's so funny
Guys i think they botched my top surgery
Looked at the if mafia raws since it looked like a chill slice of life chapter. Got to the last page. I forgot how to breayhe
Joel's streams have always had a very VERY intense impact on my vocab since the windows destruction days but nothing has gotten me as bad as "haha yeah sometimes" and "that's great, but how do you REALLY feel" since they're not situational. You can just say these and people get mad and it's so funny
Just dawned on me this dumbass has bloodied bandages over his clothes and also they look very loose. Do you have no survival instincts. That shit should be flush against your skin tight to prevent bleeding and stabilize your injuries. Omg you people can't do anything
Seeing ppl's screenshots of their bsky home page where they have like 500 feeds is so scary. All I need is following. My mutuals will give me the good shit. I trust them.
(with utmost affection) I have to slug you in the exposed stomach hard enough to make you keel over and throw up,
๐จ๐ช๐ช๐ฌ๐บ๐บ ๐ช๐ถ๐ซ๐ฌ + ๐ญ๐ณ๐จ๐บ๐ฏ! ๐ซ๐ผ๐ถ ๐ฌ๐ฟ๐ฌ๐ช๐ผ๐ป๐ฌ!!: ๐ฎ๐๐๐ ๐ด๐๐๐๐ Here is my equivalent to smashing a bottle of champagne on a ship before it voyage! She's a freak about this as she is with everything!! Next time she should probably not do this indoors... Art Comm from: /@yabamitsu.bsky.social
Meti ใใฆใผใใฃในใฎๅใใฝใใช็ฉใ@metintbg.bsky.social ยท 2w ago๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐๐ฆ๐ต๐ช๐ด ๐ธ๐ข๐ด ๐ด๐ธ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฆ, ๐ด๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐จ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ข๐ต ๐ธ๐ข๐ด ๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฏ ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ข๐ต๐ฉ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ถ๐ณ๐ง๐ข๐ค๐ฆ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ข๐ง๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ข ๐ด๐ฌ๐ถ๐ญ๐ญ ๐ด๐ฑ๐ญ๐ช๐ต๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐๐๐๐๐!! ๐ง๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฎ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฎ๐ช๐จ๐ฉ๐ต๐บ ๐ญ๐ข๐ฃ๐ณ๐บ๐ด ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐บ ๐๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฆ๐ด๐ต๐ถ๐ด ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ด๐ฆ๐ญ๐ท๐ฆ๐ด ๐ค๐ฐ๐ถ๐ญ๐ฅ ๐๐ณ๐ฆ๐ข๐ต๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ด๐ด ๐๐ฆ ๐๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฏ ๐ช๐ฏ ๐๐ญ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฅ!
Ezra was forced to drink cement when they were 12
Every time I start going on about Ren and wanting him and thinking he's pretty bla bla bla I need you all to imagine this image under the post:
Every time I think about a Ren survives AU he always gains weight. Every single time. And on one hand it's "gaining weight to show healing" on the other I'm just a pervert and think he deserves plush thighs and a soft belly. Big red arrow pointing to his thighs that says "I live here"
Mirror dungeon done now we wait
Congratulations to Ryoshu for making it to floor 5 without committing fratricide. Rest easy Don Quixote
Thinking abt how insanely uncomfortable it will be if we get a Rien and Sora announcer. But like in a way where it loops back to being almost insanely comical from how fucking Weird it will be
Mirror dungeon speed run before daily reset GO
WHAT?? I DON'T HAVE YOU????????
I still hope Faust is not just a lab baby but also a lab baby from the same facility Angelica and Argalia were experimented on. They look SO MUCH alike dude. Imagine the sinners finally get to the Library and she runs into Roland lolololol
