As of 30-Jan-2026, this account is no longer active. Follow 👉 @ducky.ws 👈 to continue to receive updates. I replaced my did:plc identity for a did:web, but an inability to migrate between DIDs means I could not automatically migrate followers. Posts below will remain for archive purposes 👇

As of 30-Jan-2026, this account is no longer active. Follow 👉 @ducky.ws 👈 to continue to receive updates. I replaced my did:plc identity for a did:web, but an inability to migrate between DIDs means I could not automatically migrate followers. Posts below will remain for archive purposes 👇

remember to tailplug your submissive doggos when not in use 🐕

Strap in, loser. It's #FullCoverageFriday. Your fate is sealed. 🤐

dude i just made an account on upscrolled. yeah you can follow me on mesmerized. no dude this is my account on poodunk. you can subscribe to me on verdant. oh my private is on cuscuz. you can find me on cuscuz. everyone is at cuscuz now after poodunk's ceo started posting hitler quotes. im on poob

mornin' 6am crew

a dog is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car with its mouth open .

ALT: a dog is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car with its mouth open .

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bit foggy innit

One of my favourite ways of showing how small I am is looking in any of my car's and seeing how far forward the driver seat is 🫣

Ducky 🦆@ducky.ws · 6mo ago

5ft3in 👉👈

64.5kg. My BMI is nearly in healthy 🤩

“They could never make something like this today, because of woke” >look inside >something that would absolutely still be made today

The front is covered... but the back needs attention 😉 #HumpDay 🕷️ @baika.bsky.social / 🟠 @ducky.ws

prankers stress test it? no they don't #atproto nerds stress test it

SID Chip Vicious@fatseanlives.bsky.social · 6mo ago

literally don't care about "live" features and it'll be funny to see the pranksters stress test it lol

helpful heuristic: actual active user statistics for Bluesky that accounts for lurkers is firehose-visible active users times two so actual MAU is around 12M, DAU around 3M bskycharts.edavis.dev/edavis.dev/b...

Paul Frazee@pfrazee.com · 6mo ago

That’s about half our DAU

is the AppView being wonky or is my PDS being wonky #atproto

Remember, give way to other vehicles at safety crossings 👍

please don't do this to me

❄️👻🦊 Quilo@quilowisp.bsky.social · 6mo ago

The inverse picturised:

it has taken a long time, with many circuitous routes, but it looks like we are almost there 9to5google.com/2026/01/27/a...

Android's full desktop interface leaks: New status bar, Chrome Extensions, more [Video]

A Google bug report on the Chromium Issue Tracker today has inadvertently leaked the Android desktop interface for the first time.

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either i'm slowly losing followers on my old account (4.4k -> 4.2k), or a bunch of bots have been suspended 🤔

When the couple is a small Dom with tall sub:

people who put their follower count in their name

a woman wearing an orange t-shirt says but i can 't help it that i 'm popular

Alt: "But I can't help it that I'm popular."

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logging onto bsky dot app after almost 24 hours

How to talk to someone who uses any/all pronouns in bed. Good Boy Good Girl Good Superstar DJ. Here We Go

[ holebrained ]

Gear up. It's #MXMonday. 📍 @gearblastuk.bsky.social (2024) 📷 @rubbahh.bsky.social