"Go on, put your hand in. Or your face. Or your whole body, I don't care~" It's been very hot out lately, but glaceons are known for their low body temps, especially inside~
Zyn 🦇🔞
@zyntaks.ca
🔞 24 / 🇨🇦🏳️🌈 / Gooey Bat / Weird Horny Stuff + Programming / PFP by: @onedumbmouse.bsky.social / My Hypno Spiral Site: hypno.zyntaks.ca
Threads is fascinating. Truly. There are thousands of people raging about this girlboss/wild child post from Pepsi.
Every Threads screenshot I see makes me feel like this
Drawer Sharing Commission for @zenkusa.bsky.social of their Kusa and my Hicon stuffed together into a transport drawer, surely it'll just be like a day or at most two, right?? >.>; #art #furry #latex furaffinity.net/view/65921953
comm for anonymous of a thoroughly reformatted ex-human reindeer :3
Fuck it. It’s that day of the week, so I’ll do this for once. Ask me anything.
Fuck it. It’s that day of the week, so I’ll do this for once. Ask me anything.
if i get married we're both gonna be wearing pooltoys so every1 has to watch us try to squish our printed-on faces together to kiss
This ninetales is demonstrating how there's plenty of room for you under there~ For @nakirotales.bsky.social <3 #nsfw
In a surprise to absolutely nobody with a brain, these laws are not serving their advertised purpose whatsoever
Ben Schwarz@benschwarz.bsky.social · 3d agoAustralia’s eSafety commissioner buried a report (released Friday afternoon) that shows the under 16 social media ban didn’t tangibly reduce teen social media use, and also resulted in parents tuning out of kids usage. We traded our privacy for no reason. theconversation.com/more-than-80...
Talking about Vapes the way people talk about LLMs. Like, what's the difference? They're both suddenly everywhere, douchey, probably bad for the environment, and designed to make you dependent on them. "It's everywhere and it's not going away, so you may as well get with the times and vape"
rubbermon comm for @feliflora.pmd.social of one of those voice-repeating parrot toys :3
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I've heard about "no child left behind" in the context of jokes, and know about how the US specifically defunds struggling schools, but just learned that's *literally what "no child left behind" was*. my man, that is literally systematically selecting children to leave behind!
i got a little silly a while back and wrote a userscript for it, that's why! Source: paste.sh/PfIwvlwa#cRW...
Skunk Drone BuD-053 ΘΔ@skunkdronebud053.bsky.social · 3d agoWhy isn't your google logo just "Goo"??? XD
love that the single answer I was looking for is literally bolded for me ksjdnksjd
Pipette Joke Get it because.. because pipette sounds feminine but its also what's used in biochemistry? haha @socialhermitcrab.bsky.social #art
What? I'm just studying you, with absolutely no ulterior motives~ 🎨: @mowshiboi.bsky.social
Ande wanted to try my game! I had a better idea... ❤️❤️✋❤️❤️ #furryart #furry #hypnosis #mindcontrol #digital
This breed doesn’t tell you when they want to go on a w-a-l-k They tell you when *you’re* going on a w-a-l-k
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
Oses my weird old shitbox will boot??? ❌ ReactOS (black screen after bootloader) ❌ Haiku (black screen after bootloader) ✅ Windows 7 ✅ FreeBSD
Apparently buldak ramen is just on the edge of my spice tolerance @.@ finished like 2/3 of the bowl and my stomach isn’t great