Watching wealthy people raise children makes me feel kind of bad
The umamusume fiasco is educating people on how the US and its visa system is a nightmare ziggurat. Well whatever gets people informed
What are you supposed to do when youre sleepy as fuck at 3pm but you don’t want to ingest caffeine in the afternoon
7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
My fondest wish is that the wicker boyfriend makes SO MUCH noise when he makes even the slightest move
I love having nice conversations at work with colleagues whose names I could not tell you if you put a gun to my head
There’s always gonna be people who end their own lives. We still gotta try to stop them if we can and if you want to kill yourself you still gotta try to stop yourself from doing it. What else is there to do
Over the past two days I walked about 65000 steps and gained about 1800m in elevation
This is what they look like naked by the way. Jolly amicable fella
Miya@pleasantchime.bsky.social · 2w agoGhost friend
(Pointing at Bad Thing) That’s bad. That is a bad thing to happen. I value my persisting ability to identify this as something that is not good
Ok there’s some sort of allergen blowing around right. I’m getting all sniffly every time I open the window
I’m learning and trying to treat myself kindly but I am not really inclined to treat big dumb bitches with kindness
Humbling and disquieting to fully open my eyes to the fact that I really am lazier and less competent than most of the human population
Sorry but some of the people I email for work seem to think that my entire job is to read emails from them specifically and answer only them specifically. Actually I read emails from multiple people and I even have to reply to them sometimes
To capitalism: you won! You beat me!!! Waving the white flag! Now what
i am once again looking at auctions on old tijuana bible and this one really got me. it could easily be a tweet you'd see today.
Time to bust out this old image (Not by anyone internal thank god)
Japanese companies this week like uh oh we did an oopsie we accidentally put your date of birth and home address up on this billboard! We emailed everyone on earth a copy of your birth certificate! Sowwy
Finally having a proper goddamn fall day (candle LIT soup COOKED window OPEN ambient instrumental music PLAYING)
It’s Fry not to be embarrassed by how little money you make Friday
I feel so lucky and happy and blessed in my personal life and am always so boiling mad at the world and these emotions combine into a noxious brew in my chest