Somewhere a clinical researcher of dementia can’t believe all of the amazing data he’s getting for free
Has someone told visiting Europeans the difference between real #ranch dressing (cream) and fake ranch (oil)?
I’m just taking these regular cognitive tests because I do so well on them, the doctors are amazed. It’s definitely not because they’re monitoring me for a degenerative neurological condition. They would have told me.
I have a hard time remembering dates like my anniversary but I know that August 29, 1997 was Judgement Day
Creating a replacement for systemd for people to be even madder about.
Moms love to buy fruit so they can go bad in the fruit bowl
Is the name Charles because it’s more than one charle or because what he does is charle?
Putting people’s titles in scare quotes for absolutely no reason.
don’t forget, today is the only day it’s legal to drink a glass of gravy at the dinner table
Waking up my sleeping parents like Bam Margera to tell them the latest on the Sam Altman/OpenAI story. "The scuttlebutt is that there had been a major AI breakthrough shortly before the board vote," I scream through a megaphone. "The technology had become capable of making even bustier waifus."
Calling it a day. Not gonna do better than this.
Melange Spice@poiseavan.bsky.social · 3y agoAntisemitic Furor is also his job title at X
Tired of being a political football between racists on both sides