Stolen from @poochievince.bsky.social on the FH Discord.
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It's not dark yet, but it's gettin' there. Chicago/USA/Milky Way
@elliottkalan.bsky.social I've listened for years and own every one of your books. Would you occasionally plug our Discord? Dan's great, but you always nail the plug details. It'd really help us grow! Please consider following so I can DM youβ300 characters is too tight for the full pitch. Thanks!
@elliottkalan.bsky.social After finishing your audiobook, I have a compliment for you: as Mother Teresa said, 'thatβs the breaks.' You really don't sound like you're reading. I just had to quit an audiobook read by the author because it was quite the opposite.
Buy this (audio) book!
EXCITING BREAKING NEWS: The audiobook of JOKE FARMING (my humor writing book) is now available on Spotify, Apple Books, and Barnes & Noble! If you were waiting for the chance to hear my annoying voice read the book to you -- THE TIME HAS COME! www.barnesandnoble.com/w/joke-farmi...
A new issue of the most bonkers thing I ever wrote comes out this week!
Barbarian Behind Bars #4 hits comic shops this week! More: https://bit.ly/4nDy6cH Nothingβs going well for anyone! The Barbarian: comatose in the prison infirmary. The warden: possessed by evil. Brutal, high fantasy pulp fun from @elliottkalan.bsky.social, Andrea Mutti, @tayloresposito.bsky.social
Ugh. Now even the annoying letters from publicists who've never listened to our podcast are clearly AI. Don't make me get nostalgic about actual *humans* lying about being fans while pitching guests that aren't a good fit.
Huge News!
A ways back, @dankmccoy.bsky.social and @flophousecat.bsky.social had a li'l cameo in a movie called SNATCHERS, directed by friend of the pod John Kingman. Well, after some world delays, it's finally available VOD over on Prime Video. tinyurl.com/2up9sxzz
I just found out I am one of the winners of @elliottkalan.bsky.social 's upcoming book! SO thrilled! @flophousepodcast.com
Wow! Congratulations on the new book @elliottkalan.bsky.social ! This is guaranteed to be funny and helpful!
Want to learn how to write jokes the Elliott Kalan way? Good news! Goodreads is giving away 100 copies of my upcoming joke-writing book, JOKE FARMING: HOW TO WRITE COMEDY AND OTHER NONSENSE! Go see if you can get one! www.goodreads.com/giveaway/sho...
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Is The Flop House in this book? Why YES, The Flop House IS in this book! Thanks for asking! We're in the PANTHEON, hobnobbing with all the podcast gods! Like... uh... Apoddo, and Mic-ury, and Mars (Roman) (probably? -- we don't know who else made the list!) Pre-order: lnk.to/PodcastPanth...
@flophousecat.bsky.social @elliottkalan.bsky.social in case you guys missed this on Discord, Happy 18th! (I didn't tag Dan because he commented on it.) Love you guys!
Bud has the heart and the eye of the tiger but I'm going with team Flubber on this one
One team with Air Bud vs. another team with flubber.
Flop TV Season 3 tickets are on sale now! theflophouse.simpletix.com
It was super cool hearing @joshgondelman.bsky.social on the @flophousepodcast.com talk about Poolman. Good luck to @elliottkalan.bsky.social on his soft launch for Mayor of LA.
@flophousecat.bsky.social Because you mentioned on the Twitch stream that Dan said "people don't like guests," I created this poll to prove to him it's not true. I've only had it up for two hours at this point, but it will be up for two weeks. I'll give you the results at the end. Dan voted yes lol
Life is like a hurricane here in Slopville [not a member? maximumfun.org/join for this and a slopload more bonus content from every MaxFun show]
@flophousecat.bsky.social Sorry to bother you. I know you do your hobby streams on Friday but do you schedule them for a certain time? I want to put them on the Discord community calendar. Thanks and take care.