That is a lot of ATVS alum on the masthead and I could not be happier for them. Y'all rule!

Channel 6@channel6.bsky.social · 4h ago

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My only opinion on the Michigan Democratic primary is: you better win the general. Everything else is bullshit.

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B_Rye989@brye989.bsky.social · 2d ago

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I'm not sure this is the literal worst possible response, but its close to it. My God.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

TAPPER: One of the files you released was an image of your daughter naked. It was available for a day before it was removed. Your ex-wife's attorney says it could quality as CSAM. That's shockingly reckless behavior MAX MILLER: I wouldn't say it's shockingly reckless. There was no genitalia exposed

Sir, this is an Arby's.

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterday

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

My own therapist compared me to Job. And I do not grow or learn. I am small, petty, and dumb.

New York Magazine@nymag.com · yesterday

On social media, a broad consensus is that you can’t admit to struggle — at least not while you’re struggling. Doing so represents a failure so profound it’s almost existential. How did it become mandatory to demonstrate perpetual growth and progress online?

One day, Jim Palmer will experience his first real human emotion.

Skipjack@skipjack.bsky.social · yesterday

Jim’s a real one

Roy Rogers. Fuck you, Hardees.

This is Hog@thisishog.bsky.social · yesterday

What is the earliest memory you have of a big company ceasing to be a part of your immediate world. Mine is Montgomery Ward. I vaguely recall their catalogs. The local store held on longer than I realized, but it had faded from my general awareness years earlier. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

The definitive timeline thread re Liz Cheney & Kamala Harris, & actual context so y’all might FINALLY shut the fuck up. 10/27/22- Liz Cheney endorses Elissa Slotkin for Senate. people.com/politics/liz... 8/4/24- Republicans for Harris launches. Liz Cheney is NOT a part of it. x.com/kylegriffin1...

A weekend with my mom, my brother, and my childhood best friend (with some Weird Al thrown in) was such a recharge. I'm so lucky to have people who love me.

There are more people who've parlayed middling athletic prospects into profitable careers decrying the inclusion of trans women in sports than there are trans women in sports.

Who has two thumbs and is about to see Weird Al? This guy.

The Biden-Harris admin saved pensions & was unabashedly pro-worker & the *white* working class repaid it by hesitating to back a VP who went on the lines w/ them, as the Teamsters picked Trump’s sex pest at the DOL, & IAFF couldn’t back a ticket their rank & file cheered at their own convention.

Newsweek@newsweek.com · 4d ago

"Over the decades, too many Democrats stopped listening to working people and started listening to political donors."

Use the good vanilla:

Visiting my mom in Maryland and this weather is too nice to ever leave. I'm taking my old bedroom back.

Please take my word for this: absolutely nothing makes ICE angrier than being legally, lawfully monitored by concerned citizens. It makes it much harder for them to use their lazy snatch-and-grab tactics, and they cannot do much about it. It turns their own violent methods against them.

Head Start has been *everybody's* favorite social program since LBJ started it as part of his War on Poverty in the late 1960's. That's because its results were tracked and have been shown to be uniformly stellar. Low-income parents of Head Start students were included too, often as teacher aides.

Orlan Brown@ogob.bsky.social · 4d ago

Head Start advocates say that erasing regulations serves as a backdoor way to dismantle a program the administration does not like. The White House last year called Head Start “radical” and tried but failed to freeze spending on it

One of the greatest things about this country is thst there is no race of Americans, we are instead bonded by a commitment to the same ideals. Shouting the battle cry of freedom.

Alexander Clarkson@aphclarkson.bsky.social · 4d ago

Another datapoint for the fascist radicalisation of institutional pillars of much of the American Right

It is funny that this person thinks “immigrants defended the union while native born whites sought to destroy it in the name of slavery” is an argument against immigrants being Americans. This is precisely the point, nothing about being born here makes you better bsky.app/profile/aphc...

Alexander Clarkson@aphclarkson.bsky.social · 4d ago

Another datapoint for the fascist radicalisation of institutional pillars of much of the American Right

Roses are red Sinner plays tennis

"Biden-Harrisism worked quite well, just not well enough to countervail people's bad feelings after a historic unaccountable pandemic." It's probably the least satisfying account of events to all factions, but it's where the evidence points.

Got a series of vaccines yesterday and let me tell you... the shingles shot is no joke.

I have enjoyed the hell out of this, and just wanted to share.

Vituperative Erb@vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 6d ago

What the hell. One like, one opinion. Quality not guaranteed

An interesting thread which I largely agree with... I'll throw in that the social fabric really broke down and we've never been able to rebuild it. I'm not even sure we've tried

The Fig Economy@figgityfigs.bsky.social · last wk.

One of my Crank Theories of Everything, at least of Everything in the Recent Past, is that we are dealing (badly) with COVID trauma we’d mostly prefer to pretend never happened.

This is a truly brilliant take. No notes.

Coach Finstock@coachfinstock.bsky.social · 6d ago

In the "sequels better than the original" discussion, you gotta put Honey Nut Cheerios right at the top.

name: Stephen age: half of a century fave food: sandwiches birthday: Same as Bill Clinton's fave music act: Drive-by Truckers country: sure. I like DBT, don't I? dream job: still no idea color: when I get some sun, sure season: Wabbit

This is precisely my jam

The Jarmer Fones@thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 6d ago

Imagine ‘MMMBop’-era Hanson if their primary influences were Sabbath, Minutemen & Bad Brains, and instead of being the older brother the old one was actually the other two’s dad and also he had a MacArthur Genius Grant. Shout out The War Pigs.

Minor Threat

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 6d ago

Name an artist/band who's whole discography you've heard.

3 vaccines and bloodwork. That was a lot of needles.

MLB: Yankees, Blue Jays, Red Sox, Dodgers, Pirates NHL: Penguins, Rangers, Flyers, Isles, Bolts NFL: Steelers, Patriots, Giants, Dolphins, Browns NBA: Heat, Celtics, Spurs, Rockets, Lakers College: Everyone who isn't LSU. And sometimes LSU.

tony homo@gaychel.bsky.social · 7d ago

Gimme your top 5 hated teams for your favorite sports. I am just going with NFL and MLB because its hard to write em all down. NFL 1. Rams 2. 9ers 3. Steelers 4. Packers 5. Broncos MLB 1. Astros 2. Yankees 3. Blue Jays 4. Rangers 5. Red Sox