queen on me, I'll be your throne and I'll be your sub, a face you can sit on for it won't be long til I'm gonna need somebody to queen on
carmen trandiego
@postyoucoward.bsky.social
scream of consciousness posting marxist-hedonist, she building lil guys @ 📸 callisia_repens
we need a universal charging standard for sex toys
no more arguing about bike helmets, I'm pivoting to nibbling on dark chocolate and sipping my coffee
now THIS is podcasting
The War on Cars@thewaroncars.bsky.social · 3d agoNEW! "Fine, We're Doing a Helmet Episode." After Mayor Mamdani posted a video showing him wearing a bike helmet, social media exploded. But what are helmets designed to do? Who sets the standards? And what is it about the mere mention of them that causes people to lose their minds? bit.ly/4gFMJub
dealing with excessive discharge and all I can think of is ben shapiros dumbass posts about wap and I'm begging my snatch not to betray me by proving him right
eating shit so hard in celeste they detransition me
[aloud to nobody] jesus christ I gotta fucking try qualuudes
mr pussy (prison arc)@nat.haus · 5d agofrom the big man's mouth to God's ears
ok fine I care who hasan piker is now because this made me lol
Freudian Slip? more like Freudian Grip the way he calls me mommy
wrapping a dilator in pressure sensors as synth inputs and playing pussy music
saw this and was like gee this sounds like stuff I've heard from @mattdpearce.com and, well,
Elise Cutts@elisecutts.bsky.social · last wk.Wow. $15,000-20,000 refundable tax credit (you get the money like a grant if your taxes aren't as high as the benefit) for keeping journalists hired. $15,000 for hiring new ones. $7,500 for hiring part-time. For-profit, nonprofit, **sole-proprietors** — doesn't matter. How did this happen???
Whenever I see a poll like this I always like to remind people that approval for interracial marriage in the US did not cross the 50% mark until 1994, when I was already in my twenties.
Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur.bsky.social · 2w agoPew Research Center poll on “transgender athletes competing on sports teams that don’t match their birth sex”: • 27% of American adults are somewhat/very/extremely comfortable with it • 73% are not comfortable with it Democrats are also NOT comfortable with it: 55-44% margin.
every so often I'll be scrolling through tubi or whatever and see hook and think about how impactful it was for me when I first saw it forever ago and then i think "...probably best not to revisit" and watch something else
arr@arr.bsky.social · 2w agomy daughter is watching Hook and it's so magical to re-experience that from a child's perspective: the first time you realize a movie can absolutely suck shit
my new favorite game, "oh that's the [show name] asshole"
dame@dame.is · 2w agoit’s that time of year again, Rolling Stone released their list of the top 25 content creators, which is actually a test of how old and out of touch you are… the lower your score, the more out of touch i’ve heard of 11 out of 25
every time you think you hate Israel enough, no you don't
Nathan Tankus@nathantankus.bsky.social · 2w agoBen Gvir posted this video on twitter today which shows fat and happy Palestinians on a conveyer built going through the Israeli "prison" (torture camp) system and coming out emaciated and maudlin. This is textbook genocidal content.
found something great on reddit, which is such a rare happenstance that i felt i should post it
wearing a poisoners ring and keeping a lactaid in the compartment
memento style tattoo: BOX MAC AND CHEESE CONTAINS DAIRY
I don't know which doll needs to hear this but do NOT teach the straight people in your life what straggot means
feeling increasingly confined where I'm living. where does a thirty or forty year old transsexual looking to refresh move on the east coast? also would consider Chicago.