Doctor: How on earth did you get this nasty rash? Me: #dragxdrive

Today my Galaxy Z Fold7 will arrive. I got the 1TB version so I can fit all my favourite 4:3 TV shows on there. Oh Janeway, you will be the captain of my folding starship.

Does anyone else find it crazy that you can walk into a bookshop and be charged £9.99 for a paperback novel that took the author a year to complete, but £17.99 for a completely blank notebook?

Painting the Medic from TF2.

How to touch grass in moderation

I feel like I should have seen this post from @ssalex984.bsky.social I had to do a double take

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Nintendo is crazy for busting through the G spot

I'm enjoying Untamed, but when you see/hear Eric Bana and Sam Neill talking to each other in American accents...

#caturday

I don't take feet pics, but if I did the alt text would as a direct quote from Tolkien: "Their feet had tough leathery soles and were clad in a thick curling hair, much like the hair of their heads, which was commonly brown."

Me: I'm 40 years old — I should really start exercising more. Also me:

I've peaked.

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I do legit forget that I'm an adult sometimes. Kinda sad sometimes. I still wanna think about what I want to be when I grow up.

Caturday

I've never played Dave the Diver, but if I did I would surely call him David

I Febrezed the crotch of my skinny jeans for this?

I have a feeling that the Z Fold7 is going to be my favourite handheld for emulating retro games. I can't wait to see what 4:3 Gran Turismo 2 is gonna look like!

Wild Hearts S demo on Switch 2 is out. They have a Chad slider. I think I'll set it to max.

I pre-ordered the 1TB Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 7. I feel extremely greatdul that I am in a position financially to to do this.

This is Ash and some of her nicknames include: Ashley Smok Ashley Smok Smokoh Smokley Brushley (when she's getting brushed) Bumbie Bumbini

Ash is so curious about the world. When she's had enough she goes back inside the carrier and we go home.

Duke Nukem - the First Man.

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BREAKING: Scientists at Penn State University have reconstructed this 3D model of what Adam, the first human created by God, might have looked like. He was built different.

I wonder if vampire bites itch like mosquito bites

Controversial opinion: Reanimation is Linkin Park's best album

Cat post. Ash getting pretty for the day