Madrox Prime
@primemadrox.bsky.social
My name is Madrox Multiplus Manus. Husband to an amazing wife, father to incredible daughters, and I will have my vengeance in this life or the next! Feminist, Ally, Atheist, Snark Enthusiast
"I never thought I wanted this life. I mean, Connecticut for God’s sake? Where the blood is as chilled as the wine? Growing up, I thought Connecticut was for bankers and housewives with pill addictions." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/this-ameri...
This American Guttersnipe
Blink an eye in these parts and you’re liable to miss peak autumn.
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I see why the guy from Pawn Stars always stayed behind the counter. That camel toe is obscene.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.OMG
Napoleon Dynamite Dance Slide
ALT: Napoleon Dynamite Dance Slide
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Gail Simone@gailsimone.bsky.social · 3mo agoHey, everybody, what am I seeing? I thought this was a PARTY! LET'S DAAAAAAAAAAANCE! Post your audition gif for #FOOTLOOSE3000! It's FOOTLOOSE DAY in Blue Sky Land! EVERYBODY CUT LOOSE!
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
If a tree falls in the forest and everyone saw Trump cut it down, is it still Joe Biden's fault?
We're talking rabid raccoons with flame throwers levels of unhinged
John Muller@johnspacemuller.com · 5mo agoPlaying a World Cup in college football country threatens to create heretofore unimaginable of levels of sports fandom
Don't worry if you're using credit cards for necessities and you're behind on payments. The administration checked with the credit card companies and they're going to be fine.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5mo agoBREAM: The Journal says percentage of delinquent credit card balances is 13%, the highest in 15 years. People are using them for necessities. Your message to them? HASSETT: We talk to CEOs of the credit card companies all the time, and there's not any threat to them. People are taking a bit longer.
Guy who got lowballed on his used game at Gamestop:
Loki's Iconic 'YES! That's How It Feels!'
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George Pearkes@peark.es · 6mo agoWell, yeah *EBAY REJECTS UNSOLICITED PROPOSAL FROM GAMESTOP *EBAY SAYS GAMESTOP OFFER NEITHER CREDIBLE NOR ATTRACTIVE
Slightly increase a band Jimmy Eat Solar System
Billy@billygomila.bsky.social · 6mo agoSlightly increase a band Dexy's Midnight Sprinters
The DNC should be paying Ken to consult. He gets it.
Ken Klippenstein@kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 6mo agoThe real reason gerontocrat Janet Mills ended her campaign www.kenklippenstein.com/p/voters-tak...
Retweet this is you think @timheidecker.bsky.social should hire me as a staff writer for The Onion
Why is Rafael using the Democrat made up word "Affordability "? And is he saying something is wrong with the economy? I thought this was The Golden Age.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7mo agoSen. Ted Cruz: "We ought to index capital gains to inflation. We need to give a real impact to the economy that will impact affordability and do so before election day."
Gonna "rebrand " my Bluesky profile as AI and take the tech bros for all they're worth
Thomas Seal@twseal.bsky.social · 7mo agoShares in shoe brand Allbirds soar 373% after it rebrands as an AI stock
5 books to get to know me by: 1. The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R. Tolkien 2. Swan Song by Robert R. McCammon 3. Fields of Fire by Jim Webb 4. Necroscope by Brian Lumley 5. The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexander Dumas
Anthony Ryan@anthonyryan.bsky.social · 7mo ago5 books to get to know me by: 1. Wolf in Shadow by David Gemmell 2. The Dead Zone by Stephen King 3. LA Confidential by James Ellroy 4. The Darkness that Comes Before by R. Scott Bakker 5. Assassin’s Apprentice by Robin Hobb
Come for the Rob Schneider cameo, stay for the mathematical impossibility of toilet paper...
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver@lastweektonight.com · 7mo agoThis week’s main story is about Viktor Orbán, the prime minister of Hungary and the longest serving current head of government in the EU, why conservatives in the US are so invested in him maintaining power, and some thoughts on the mathematical possibilities of toilet paper.
This is a dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you’re eliminated.
𝖂𝖊𝖗𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖗@wertheimer.bsky.social · 8mo agoThis is a dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you’re eliminated.
