i can't digest this without it being said by AI charlie brown and snoopy at the grocery store

Joe Darkmoon@skulduggery-joe.bsky.social · 3h ago

I think people who find out truly horrible shit about a politician but doesn't tell anyone so they can hold out for a book deal are shitty humans.

[OVERHEARD AT THE "PEOPLE" TRADING CARD GAME CONVENTION] I got a pack-pulled holofoil "guy who gives you a gift who later implies you owe him for it", mint condition

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Mickey Kuhns@mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 5h ago

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST… 🤬

More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.

damn, imagine being steroids and finding this out at the grocery store

there are two wolves inside you. both of them are sick and both of them want to go see spider-man.

Finally my moment has arrived

weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo ago

let's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?

BREAKING: EXCLUSIVE: Five months ago, we learned that ICE seized drawings and letters from children in the Dilley ICE concentration camp. I sued under the Freedom of Information Act. Today, I got responsive documents. www.muellershewrote.com/p/breaking-e...

BREAKING: EXCLUSIVE: ICE Seized Drawings from Children in Detention. I Sued, and Today I Got Them.

Five months ago, I filed a Freedom of Information Act Request for papers seized from children at the Dilley ICE Detention Center. Today, I got a heartbreaking response.

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I won't lie, I always suspected she was an immortal salt archon, she just gives that vibe

Derek Faraci@whwoolhat.bsky.social · 2d ago

Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.

dude turn on the news. any channel

hey @mossmouth.bsky.social, how about a collab with @markiplier.bsky.social for a Spelunky DLC with him as the hapless himbo? split the profits and do it for charity, everybody loves a charity

Max Miller released audio recordings of conversations he has with his ex wife. In one of them, she accuses him of clandestinely recording their conversations. “I have never recorded our conversations” he says, while recording their conversation. This is domestic violence. Ask me how I know.

Watched a multi-acre fire break out before my very eyes and then watched a bunch of helicopters show up and put it out. Government was a good idea, it should do more things like that instead of evil and corruption

If I was this stupid and incompetent, I would be out of a job... just saying.

clearly bored twenty-something in reflective vest: thanks for shopping at the backroooooms

Liberty and less government = ban all non Christian worship

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 4d ago

“You’ve said ‘we have a Muslim problem’ in Tennessee and you want to ban mosques… how is that constitutional?” FRITTS: “As a Christian how can I have any other perspective?”🤔 Ben Hall asks far right extremist Republican candidate for Governor Monty Fritts (a state rep) about his bigoted ideas.

#promosky Hi I'm Sam. I have cerebral palsy and play games by tapping buttons with my mouth. I Love to post what I'm currently playing & Boss fights. Huge fan of Soulsborne Rpgs-Jrpgs Stealth Simulator And Adventure games. 🩵 & 🔄 appreciated.

Good news to all the children of the earth: I finally tried the three insane bean flavors that Bush's put out and can confirm they should all be destroyed like the ET cartridges

Russian, Kira Dikhtyar 💯 Co-conspirator is making millions off blackmailing people with Epstein evidence. Just one Epstein email says she's offering 30 girls if Epstein can get her an autograph of Warren Buffett for her Russian oligarch pimp. He was owner of the Brooklyn Nets. Mikhail Prokhorov.

Lavonne 🇺🇦@loveon9.bsky.social · 5d ago

1/ Katie: Redaction log states this person, that is a co-conspirator, is claiming to be a victim. She explained earlier how Blanche has expanded the definition of victim. I did a thread on Russian girl with a website claiming to be Epstein victim and raising millions in Epstein blackmail. Kira 📌

My bet for the ending of House of the Dragon: people suddenly start listening to Helaena and she lays out everything that happens in the books, even detailing a strange old man with a turtle on his hat who controls everything. They fully deviate from the timeline and go kill the Night King. #HotD

I don’t know who needs to hear this but never in human history have those who burned books been the good guys.

This InfoWars caper is going a little too well. We need to staff up a bit. We're hiring a Social Media Lead, who will help make InfoWars the network of the future. We need someone who is extraordinarily online, has big ideas for how things break through in 2026, and can pull those ideas off quick.

I knew it would only be a matter of time before Ken Jennings milkshake ducked himself

© Mark Lague. 'Times Square Rain.' Oil on canvas, 2018. 48 × 36 inches.

hey company that made that new he-man movie re-release it with skeletor having his proper fucking voice and make money this is called in the business the "reverse morbius"

Scott Bryan@scottygb.bsky.social · last wk.

New BBC investigation. Four women accuse Jared Leto of criminal sexual conduct www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Moreno to Fauci: "Who the fuck did you think you were?"

If somebody tried this shit around me, I'd stand up and address the plane: Okay. This is the storyline of Super Mario Bros. 2. Mario has a weird dream about a staircase that leads to another world. When he wakes up he finds the stairway in a cave. I don't know. It's magic. Shut up. Anyways,

Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.

Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...