"An interesting fact about myself? ...I hate being asked for interesting facts." - Me, setting the tone for this team building zoom call
Jbonesy
@profjbones.bsky.social
Spooky $h!t. Self Deprecating Humor Drier Than a Camel's Ass. Occasional Gentleman.
Hey so, halloween and the holidays and then my birthday are coming, and I um...
🔥shezcrafti devil🔥@shezcrafti.com · 2d agoPSA: Costco is selling skee ball machines. www.costco.com/p/-/barringt...
Halloween candy is expensive this year, so I’ll just be handing out shoelace aglets
Ambooooorino 👻@nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 4d agoHalloween candy is expensive this year, so I'll just be handing out the contents of my junk drawer.
Wearing a cardigan in the office while it's 60 degrees out, but im..comfy? Am I officially old?
Just wanted to say Hi to all my long term internet ppl and newbies. Halloweens the big season for us and I know ive been trying to desperately hold on to every moment but have been overly busy to enjoy. I see you all out there and hope youre doing your best to live in these beautiful moments.
Spooky Halloween Pumpkin Boo!
ALT: Spooky Halloween Pumpkin Boo!
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The beautiful screaming wailing lady of Universal Monster fame!
Citizen Screen@citizenscreen.bsky.social · last wk.Remembering Una O'Connor on her birthday #botd
My smart toaster is hooked up to the bathtub and it looks delightful. You smell toast??
FREE FUDGE and other words you never hear anymore
👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃@retrocommercials.bsky.social · 2w ago
We’ve already bought and eaten the first bag of Halloween candy which means our family is protected until next year
Grab their hand. Hold it a little longer as the sun makes its way up. Take the extra minute and hopefully stay in bed as the morning's cool breeze works its way into the window. Much love- jb
Used to be alot more magic around these parts.. halfway thru October and everyones asleep. (Broods silently on the couch)
If you consider yourself a Halloween enthusiast and you're not deeply familiar with the works of Ray Bradbury, you're a poser. Call it Gatekeeping all you want, but posers need to be called tf out. 🎃🧙♀️💀
When you bite a bagel and can taste that it's been cut with a knife used on 100 other different bagels. What do you call that? Punishment? Comfort?
drop a film you saw on a first date (and shes still with me)
Hellboy: 'I wish I could do something about this.'
ALT: Hellboy: 'I wish I could do something about this.'
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ironblanche@ironblanche.bsky.social · 2w agodrop a film you saw on a first date
If you see this post a skeleton 💀
Beyond Re-Jellymator 💉👣@jellyfoot.bsky.social · 2w agoIf you see this post a skeleton 💀
Yard Haunt 26: Something Wicked This Way Comes. Between how the wind billows their capes and torn dresses, im thrilled how these 3 came out! I wanted them angry, wronged, and conjuring. Night and Day are totally different but for simple gardening fabric, these look pretty good. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Preview of this year's Halloween lawn set up. Ive been so busy its UP but barely lit at the moment. Rather proud of this one
Well if you all liked him so much, here's his brother
Jbonesy@profjbones.bsky.social · 4w agoIf you have a jointed cutout skeleton, he sits on your bathroom door doing the peepee dance. I dont make the rules.
