Brie
@brielikethechhes.bsky.social
Banner: Stalks of red rhubarb without leaves Avatar: White mug with capital B topped with cap foam https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabpnaujsxwq
You are young, the world is vibrant, you are energized, possibilities are endless, a rip in Space-time suddenly flings you into an older quickly deteriorating body, moving forward through time at ever increasing speed. Time travel is complicated, be careful out there fellow travelers.
I died once, but fought my way back. So yes, I think that qualifies as a badass.
Today in old... Remember when $50 was an insane amount of Chinese food?
it’s like my dad always used to say, [extremely loud beer can opening sound]
Ooooo I found chocolate in my fridge! How the hell did I forget about you, my precious.
Made the ice cream Made the chocolate sauce Chopped the nuts Cherry on top I do not care for maraschino cherries They’re sketchy Hahaha I said nuts Why do we call them nuts? Nuts are stupid, ten year old me, sixty year old me Puff puff pass
Assholes who make fun of people eulogizing their dogs: There aren't many places for folks to do that, and it's a big moment in some people's lives they weren't exactly ready for. So shut the hell up and let them do it.
If you see me tomorrow in passing, no you didn’t.
Holding Jake while he purrs and drools I once dated a dude who did the same thing
"Look how far you've come "Il"" by Nigerian artist Elijah Olanase. (Painting, Acrylic on Canvas)
October with it’s autumn leaves Halloween decorations and the wicker fuckboi
I bet it goes on wieners and buns
Scotch Tape ™️@therealscotchtape.com · 4h agoMustard flavored lube… is this something?
Childhood food memory; Bob’s Big Boy, Harrisburg PA, mid 70’s to early 80’s, night before thanksgiving, traveling from Annapolis MD to Hallstead PA, always chicken parm. The proverbial through the woods… Anyway, I’m listening to Let It Bleed
World Book Encyclopedia, 1985 edition. M Filed under magic: A Magician performs tricks that seem impossible
Most people are cool and are cool with each other. The news doesn’t tell you that
It’s always a guessing game to figure out when to say” I love you” on the first date
A mother dolphin in Australia carried her dead calf for nearly six days, refusing to let go as her pod stayed by her side. We often think of ourselves as the only species capable of love, grief, or compassion. Stories like this remind us how wrong we can be.
www.fashiontimes.co.uk/grim-reaper-...
UK Man Dressed as Grim Reaper Terrorises Hospital Patients by Staring at Them, Then Gets Arrested for Stealing Cat Litter
A 26-year-old man dressed as the Grim Reaper caused panic at a Welsh hospital, leading to his arrest. He pleaded guilty to causing a disturbance and faced multiple charges, including theft.
fashiontimes.co.uk
I wonder how many plants our ancestors tried to smoke before they found weed.
I feel at my most Australian when I walk around saying no worries to everyone
I promise I’ll pull out in time I’ll take “Shit bros say” for $400 Alex
