Protik Islam-Jakobsson
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Swedish dad, neurologist, giraffe rotator. PhD candidate researching atypical parkinsonian disorders and methods of procrastination. Sometimes I think; sometimes I am. we stan Kant
so it turns out you CAN mix champagne with maple whisky and 7yo apple pie liqueur that's been lurking in the fridge slowly metamorphosing into a new form of life and it's surprisingly good??
we live in a world in which there are Dem-voting parents who'll be mad abt this
El-Sayed: "My commitment to Jewish safety is the same commitment that I have to the safety of my own daughters. Because if there is one question of political philosophy that ought to animate us all, it's what would we do if we treated all our kids like they were all of our kids?"
ICYMI last night, DHS is currently being fined every day for contempt of court until it coughs up the cell phone records of officers involved in immigration stops in L.A. last year that looked like racial profiling rather than reasonable cause. short thread -->
Fed. judge holds DHS in civil contempt of court for refusing "intentionally and not in good faith" to provide plaintiffs with phone images they intend to use to prove DHS was racially profiling people arrested in Los Angeles without reasonable suspicion. Order from July 28, unsealed today.
This is probably true of previously flavor-deprived parts of the world, the rest of the world idk
Food, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.
Exactly. 50 euro. I wore through three pairs of shit running trainers in a year before I could buy a pair of ASICS for 50 euro extra. That's what it's about. I had a pair of DMs back when they were good quality that literally lasted 20 years. I can't bulk buy laundry pods. Much more expensive.
neither a luxury car nor a boat is what the boots theory is about. it's not the jimmy choos theory. it's about boots.
Man skulle också kunna tacka Jomshof för att han är helt transparent med vad Tidö menar alla dagar i veckan.
There's a Swedish saying that roughly means that you know others through yourself, and I guess that's all people need to know about Will Stancil today
okay now he's gone too far
the boots theory was one i lived in london supermarket shopping required both access to funds to by the big packs and transport to get them home. i had neither now i have both and am rewarded with less cost per use on everything Stancil should really get Pratchett's name out of his mouth and STFU
"The idea that wealth brings with it the inherent frugality of quality worksmanship"? He couldn't be a more privileged ignoramus if he tried.
i was just annoyed but now I'm honestly kinda angry
I mean,,,,
People are in his replies like "well I've had $150 boots and $300 boots and I don't see a difference!" and it's like ok have you ever tried boots you got for £4 from oxfam
I remember being a kid and having to pay a premium for utilities because our credit was too low for a DD; having to pay corner shop prices for food because we'd no car to get to a supermarket, etc
I literally wore through three pairs of running trainers in a year before I had some decent ones.
as low as my expectations have become I still didn't think an abuse story about somebody breaking a little girl's bones would get worse but that appears to have been naive of me
whoa -- Max Miller on CNN threatens Sen. Bernie Moreno with "exposing a deeply and personal embarrassing matter" after Moreno called for his resignation
There is a reason why Vimes's Theory of Boots resonates with so very many people who have lives outside the internet, and the reason is that they themselves have found themselves forced to buy things at a higher long-term cost bc they—or their parents—couldn't afford better things at any given time.
Ok but tbf this is the point of the price distribution Pratchett applied the theory to
did a dwarf caption this cartoon and when was the last time mfer did the dishes
I think this is too clever by half - enjoy making the spreadsheet for who's doing the dishes in your artist commune polycule with 7 guys defined by one personality trait, meanwhile I'll be crying into my luxurious poster bed while living in a castle.
I don't think they love him or what he does—because the emotional milieu in which they're mired leaves no room for love—but are pathologically attached to the way he allows them to feel about themselves and their enemies* *numbers, misfortune, the rest of humanity
Trying to work out whether Trump’s supporters hate his personal morality but put it to one side because they love his policies more, or whether they actually admire his personal morality. Presumably a mix: but what proportion?
Democrats in Congress must find the courage to call their republican counterparts by their true names—cowards and traitors.
Booker: "Ghislaine Maxwell is sitting in the lowest possible confinement after giving no information that helped us get one more investigation started and has been silent, and the man responsible for that we're about to make the attorney general of the US ... this is farcical."
I can't translate this in a way that really does it justice but such a monitor sparked one of the funniest exchanges we had with our daughter just after she turned 2
We didn't even use video monitors (which definitely existed) with our kids. We just used those vtech walkie-talkie type of monitors.
can you imagine the kind of world we could have if journos and writers actively chose happiness
As a writer I try to remember that the fact that something annoys me personally does not necessarily make that thing important enough to write about
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I just saw a dude argue that Christopher Nolan has created the most interest in The Odyssey that has ever existed in history and please, someone hit me with a tranquilizer dart that will allow me to sleep through next year’s Oscars. Please. I can’t take it.
these will be some of the most peed-on creations in human history
MacFarlane: We are near the new gold-plated statues the Trump administration unveiled near Memorial Circle, Memorial Bridge, and the Lincoln Memorial. It’s really, really gold.…