sorry the writing's been going slower than i'd like because i keep deciding to do research-heavy pieces with a lot of digressions that need to be explained in too much detail

the best part of a hardcover is taking the dust jacket off and tossing it into the garbage where it belongs

kayin.moe/retroachieve... Today is not the day for nuance, or a well articulated Kay post. I'm on my hater shit and just had to get this out. 💬 Replies will appear as Comments and all that~

Kayinworks - I Irrationally Hate RetroAchievements

I like having nice, well balanced takes on things, sometimes getting lost in nuance in ways that muddle my point. But anyone who follows me knows that some days I just to give in. I just have to be a ...

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FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF TIM WILLITS

no one’s tried doom 3 more times than I have without successfully finishing it. my vanilla copy shows five attempts in the last decade alone, while just as much time was inexplicably spent with bfg in the same period. I’d wanted to provide a comprehensive window into this particular derangement, but upon loading bfg the game said there was an error, refused to elaborate, then took the liberty of solving it by deleting my saves without warning. nevertheless, it’s time to finish what I repeatedly started

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Recently, there was some controversy, because an AI user pointed their automated tools at our website, and got a warning about a prompt injection. Nothing actually happened, mind, but our anti-AI page successfully annoyed the operator and interrupted their "work."

sandy petersen pushing a doom-themed crypto rugpull lmao get off the internet you old fuck everything you post makes people hate you more

god has punished me for my hubris by afflicting me with Overtrained and now my legs hurt too badly to do my cardio. perhaps this is a valuable lesson about doing too much too quickly. however i will not be learning from it and will be back at it again tomorrow

the good thing about buying pre-owned books is that if they're already marked up by the previous owner then you're allowed to dogear and underline the fuck out of it without feeling guilty. yeah sure whatever i'll crack the spine in a real ugly way doesn't matter it's already covered in pen

unfortunately not included in the screenshot is hank green admitting that he used chatgpt "under a ton of pressure" to produce a video titled Does Hank Green Shave His Butt

A. K. Venrinn@venrin.bsky.social · 2w ago

Omg not Hank Green using AI for research and calling to his “bad habit” 💀😭🤡

i have to wonder how hard my site is getting scraped because there is no possible way that i'm getting 350 hits a day from real human beings when i havent written anything in a week

funny seeing emdash fear now that everyone is so aware of them. at this point if you see one in writing it's either because the "author" is sublimely lazy and didnt bother prompting chatgpt not to use them or because they're a competent human and you should be able to tell which is which by reading

Manisha Krishnan@manishakrishnan.bsky.social · 2w ago

Authors and journalists are doing more first-person (hello 2010s blogging) and embracing "mistakes" in writing to prove they're not chatbots. There's even an “anti-Grammarly" app that leaves in typos and signs off "sent from my iPhone" to create more authenticity: www.wired.com/story/more-t...

dogs have mastered the art of focusing the maximum amount of weight on the one paw thats currently on your dick and balls

there will come a day where you realize that nothing tastes better than hot bread with some oil on it

we live in a world worth fighting for

AUTOMATON WEST@automatonwest.bsky.social · 2w ago

Koei Tecmo’s “chubbier” Atelier Karia player poll spurs desperate pleas to “please do it” and “make her bigger” among Japanese fans https://automaton-media.com/en/news/koei-tecmos-chubbier-atelier-karia-player-poll-spurs-desperate-pleas-to-please-do-it-and-make-her-bigger-among-japanese-fans/

still unreal to me that everyone constantly tells you to exercise and that it'll fix every problem you have and you go yeah right okay and then you exercise and it fixes like seventeen different things wrong with your body. how does that even work all i did was move my legs

i know its for seo or whatever but if your game is titled something like Incremental Clicker Survivors i am not even going to consider playing it

#HamWrites started rewatching old Simpsons on the side, had another existential crisis, bon appetit

Early Simpsons is Weird

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think about what could happen if you dont buy the new halo remake. they might not remake halo 2. and if you dont buy that one they might not remake halo 3. and if you dont buy that one they might not remake halo reach. and if you dont buy that one they might not remake odst. and if you dont buy tha

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new article: DEATH BY DEGREES a game which i tear apart as an act of love, and a game which failed because nobody else cared systemdrift.neocities.org/reviews/deat...

systemDrift | DEATH BY DEGREES

The greatest PS2 launch title, if you ignore the fact that this came out half a decade after the PS2 released.

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fuzion frenzy WOW i wouldn't have committed to that xbox boycott had i known that i could be playing the beloved smash hit fuzion frenzy in the year 2026. everyone i know has been demanding a pc port of fuzion frenzy

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · 3w ago

XBOX Backward Compatibility on PC announced starting with 4 games: -BLiNX: The Time Sweeper -Conker: Live and Reloaded -Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge -Fuzion Frenzy news.xbox.com/en-us/2026/0...

new article today or tomorrow. probably tomorrow

you ever do something kind of dangerous like cut towards yourself or carry something too heavy down too many stairs and you get the That's So Raven vision of all the possible timelines where that killed you

when we were making jokes about how magic will crossover with anything did anyone call lofi girl or did we all think that would be too far out there

high resistance cardio has the bottom half of me looking like wide putin

trying to figure out at what point a game review stops being a review and becomes something else. talking at length about the circumstances of its creation and the business decisions and knock on effects doesnt really scream review to me the way that "graphics: you forget what reality is" does

developing some very strong opinions on ancient chinese generals after mainlining dynasty warriors 5 for twenty hours

#hamwrites this was meant to be a standard review on a That MMO expansion but quickly spiralled into me having a slight crisis over trying to review a game that's changed too much to note

A Retrospective On A Game That Does Not Exist

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sorry about the glacial writing pace i have been doing construction

i think im about to get drafted